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What's Up For Today?
Ask Miss Wendy

 

Miss Wendy's Texas Love Advice
Plus Some Occasional Comments on the
State of the Popular Culture

Ask Miss Wendy
L-R: Michael Mazocco, Wendy R. Williams, Armistead Johnson
Photo: Stephen Mosher

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Dearest, Darling Miss Wendy,

Just what are we to do about the incredibly poor service we receive in the sex toy shops these days? Why just last week-end a clerk finally looked up from her tawdry novel, glared at me and said, "I don't know anything about the fur-lined restraints. I just work here!" A dear friend of mine who is an animal rights activist bought a set a few weeks back, with the assurance that the fur was fake. When she inspected the label more closely and found that a mink had given its life in support of her unusual recreational activities, she was more than "fit to be tied," so to speak, at that point!

Sincerely yours,

Aunt Phyllis - A Baffled Consumer

Dear Auntie,

I share your concern, but when I contacted PETA they told me that they could not hold one of their protests in front of "those businesses" because people might mistake their trade-mark nudity for an endorsement of the very same raunchy activities that forced that poor mink to make its final contribution to mankind.


Dear Miss Wendy,

I was traveling over the holidays and was casually wondering about what ever happened to the Mile High Club - you know, the club for people who do it on airplanes?

Yours truly,

Curious George


Dear Georgie,

Interest in joining the Mile High Club subsided sharply when the airlines outlawed smoking in the lavatories. The thinking seems to be, "if you can't have a post-coital fag, why bother?" - leaving a lot of potential post-coitals (fags and otherwise) "unrecoited."

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