Miss Wendy's Texas
Plus Some Occasional Comments on the
State of the Popular Culture
L-R: Michael Mazocco, Wendy
R. Williams, Armistead Johnson
Photo: Stephen Mosher
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Dearest, Darling Miss Wendy,
Just what are we to do about
the incredibly poor service we receive in the sex
toy shops these days? Why just last week-end a clerk
finally looked up from her tawdry novel, glared
at me and said, "I don't know anything about the
fur-lined restraints. I just work here!" A dear
friend of mine who is an animal rights activist
bought a set a few weeks back, with the assurance
that the fur was fake. When she inspected the label
more closely and found that a mink had given its
life in support of her unusual recreational activities,
she was more than "fit to be tied," so to speak,
at that point!
Aunt Phyllis - A Baffled Consumer
I share your concern, but when I contacted PETA
they told me that they could not hold one of their
protests in front of "those businesses" because
people might mistake their trade-mark nudity for
an endorsement of the very same raunchy activities
that forced that poor mink to make its final contribution
I was traveling over
the holidays and was casually wondering about what
ever happened to the Mile High Club - you know, the
club for people who do it on airplanes?
Interest in joining the Mile High Club subsided sharply
when the airlines outlawed smoking in the lavatories.
The thinking seems to be, "if you can't have a post-coital
fag, why bother?" - leaving a lot of potential post-coitals
(fags and otherwise) "unrecoited."
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