Texas Love Advice
Plus Some Occasional Comments on the
State of the Popular Culture
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Dear Miss Wendy,
I recently took a shopping trip
to New York where I had a moderately disturbing
incident in the Bergdorf’s shoe department.
I was trying on some gorgeous French purple cowboy
boots when this gentleman left his wife/girlfriend’s
side and came to sit next to me. He then started
talking to me about how great the boots look on
me and how I should definitely buy them. He actually
seemed excited. Is Bergdorf’s reduced to hiring
“strange” men to encourage women to
buy their shoes or was that man just cruelly deserting
his girlfriend/wife in the attempt to pick up another
Long Tall Stranger
This is New York. That strange
man was attempting to pick you up for both himself
and his girlfriend/wife. And those boots would have
been just the beginning of their fetish. And I am
sure that if Bergdorf’s had known about this
situation, they would set their cologne spritzers
on them and run those nasty “footies”
out the door.
Dear Miss Wendy,
I just saw the movie Transamerica
and was in awe of the way Felicity Huffman
portrayed a man who is just about to have a…..
well to have a “snip-snip” to complete
his/her transformation into a woman. But whatever
happens to the remains of this type of operation.
Are they just tossed into a medical waste basket?
Is there any type of recycling or transplanting
or a black market involved?
Why in the world would you
think Miss Wendy would have this type of knowledge?
Thanks goodness you wrote a letter or I might have
to bitch slap you. The very idea of filling my head
with the image of a basket full of discarded male
members, all piled on top of each other like eels
at a fish market. Or the image of someone standing
on a street corner horse horse-whispering, “Hey
mister would you like to buy a bigger shlong? I’ve
got all sizes!” Well, you sir should simply
not write again.
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