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Dear Miss Wendy,

Would Miss Wendy care to comment on the story in CNN (Passengers' fall puzzles cruise line officials) about the young couple that fell off the balcony of their cruise ship state room.

Sincerely,

Dunkin Donuts

Dear Donuts,

The cruise line officials may be (pretending to be) puzzled but Miss Wendy certainly is not. There is only one thing a young couple could be doing on a cruise ship balcony railing that would so distract them that they would accidentally fall into the ocean. But why the balcony railing? Were they so jaded that just being on a cruise ship was not stimulus enough? And what is this business about their close friends immediately noticing that they had fallen off the balcony. Were they performing for an audience? As Ricky Ricardo used to say to Lucy, “You’ve got some splainin’ to do.”

Dear Miss Wendy,

Do people have sex in rehab?

Sincerely,

Drunken Huzzie

Dear Huzzie,

Yes, and afterwards they smoke.

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