Miss Wendy's Texas Love Advice
Plus Some Occasional Comments on the
State of the Popular Culture
L-R: Michael Mazocco, Wendy
R. Williams, Armistead Johnson
Photo: Stephen Mosher
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Dear Miss Wendy,
Just what do you
think Miss Paris Hilton will do now that she is
out of the slammer? Is she really going to be devoting
herself to "doing good."
The real question
is not WHAT she will do first but "WHO she
will do first?" now that she is finally out
of prison. And I am sure that the Hawaian papparazzi
have their lens poised to catch the lucky man who
will have his "One night in Paris" with
what must be by now a sexually starved heiress.
But back to the good deeds. Leopards rarely change
their spots and besides, does anyone really want
to see photos of this gal at a soup kitchen? Paris
just needs to scrape the "jail dog dooty"
off her stillettos and go on about the business
of helping tabloids kill trees.
Dear Miss Wendy,
What effect will
the new iPhone have on sex in the city?
Gotta Have It
You will be able
to sit in a bar and watch yourself on a video (that
you paid to have made) on your iPhone. The screen
is twice as big as most smart phones and the person
next to you will be able to see just fine. It is
the ultimate siren call or advertising tool. There
will be a huge market opening up for personal music
videos and once you have "yours," you
can just sit in a bar and watch it and say, "Oh,
my friend just asked me to do this. Isn't he silly?"
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