Miss Wendy's Texas Love Advice
Plus Some Occasional Comments on the
State of the Popular Culture

L-R: Michael Mazocco, Wendy R. Williams, Armistead Johnson
Photo: Stephen Mosher

Dear Miss Wendy,

Do you have any advice for sex-in-the-city-set this summer?

Sincerely,

Hot and Bothered

Dear Hottie,

Use deodorant.

Dear Miss Wendy,

What effect does watching countless hours of Law and Order have on people's sex lives?

Sincerely,

That Sound

Dear Sound,

Watching Law and Order is a substitue for a sex life. The actors are hot enough looking to be turn-ons, but they are such non-stop-talking-true-believers they come across as aesexuals. The only possible exception is Christopher Meloni's Elliot Stabler. But even he comes across as the captain of the high school football team, the guy who carries so much goody-two-shoes baggage that the girls decide to do the drummer instead.

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