
Photo Credit: Gabe
Evans
Edward
Albee's
The American Dream and The Sandbox
Tuesday 7:00pm
Wednesday 2:00pm & 8:00pm
Thursday 8:00pm
Friday 8:00pm
Saturday 2:00pm & 8:00pm
Opened April 1, 2008
Closes May 19, 2008
The Cherry Lane Theatre
Starring: Judith Ivey;
Lois Markle; and George Bartenieff.
Reviewed by Bryan Close
The last few years have
been good for Edward Albee fans, a group
which, if there were any justice, would
include all theater lovers. New York stages
have been crowded with revivals of the master's
greatest hits, while Albee, now eighty,
has continued to generate impressive new
work (his newest play opens next month).
Now The Cherry Lane Theater,
Albee's original artistic home, takes its
turn with revivals of The American Dream
and The Sandbox, directed by Albee
himself.
The American Dream
is a savage send-up of middleclass family
values and mores. The ostensibly polite
Mommy (the remarkable Judith Ivey) and Daddy,
with the help of an inconvenient truth-telling
Grandma (they sometimes forget whose mother
she really is) and two mystery visitors,
expose themselves as shockingly hollow people.
The production is less than perfect, in
part because the first play feels a bit
dated, but even if it were far worse than
it is, it would still be required viewing
to see Albee stage two of his important
early pieces.
See it soon, though,
because rumor has it that Ivey is leaving
the production before it closes. As the
chipper, soulless Mommy, Ivey gives a master
class on hypocrisy and insipidity. You've
heard of the banality of evil? Ivey and
Albee shine a bright light on the evil of
banality. George Bartenieff (Daddy), Lois
Markle (Grandma) and Kathleen Butler (Mrs.
Barker) are all distinguished performers
with lots of Albee on their resumes. But
while each has his or her moments, none
of them is in quite the same class as Ivey.
The American Dream,
which helped establish Albee's reputation
as an absurdist, may be the more complex
of the two plays, and its themes of childlessness,
adoption and the lies we tell ourselves
to survive resonate throughout Albee's work.
But in this production at least, The
Sandbox is more fully realized. A companion
piece to The American Dream featuring
three of the same characters, The Sandbox
is a surrealist depiction of Grandma's
funeral and death.
Compared with Albee's
greatest work, The Sandbox is fairly
slight. But it packs a lot of laughter,
wisdom and pathos into a very entertaining
fifteen minutes that make up a perfect coda
to the evening. Markle shines here as the
likeable Grandma, whose uncommon sense helps
us feel a little better about our species.
But Although Grandma
has the last word, Ivey's wickedly smug
Mommy gets the last laugh – she's
the one who's likely to show up in our dreams.
They won't be pleasant.
http://www.cherrylanetheatre.com/edwardalbee.htm
Tickets $51.00-$61.00
212-239-6200 800-432-7250 and telecharge.com
The
Cherry Lane Theatre |38 Commerce Street

Hillary Bettis'
American Girls
Wednesday through Friday at 8 pm
Saturday at 2 and 8 pm
Sunday at 5 pm
Previews Start Thursday April 3rd
Opening Sunday April 6th
45th Street Theater
Starring:
Hillary Bettis and Kira Sternbach
Reviewed by Bryan Close
With American
Girls, now playing at the 45th Street
Theater, a surprising and original new voice
is making its debut. I have no idea how
old Hilary Bettis is, but she is certainly
young enough to impress as a 14-year-old
in her new play, skillfully directed by
Jeff Cohen for Dog Run Rep, a company known
for developing new talent. Alongside Bettis,
Kira Sternbach is just as impressive as
the play’s only other cast member.
The story of American Girls is
deceptively simple. Katie and Amanda, two
Jesus-loving Iowa girls fresh out of middle
school, are obsessed with becoming famous,
mainly, it seems, so that the local boys
will love them and the local mean girls
will suffer from crippling envy. To this
end, they take a bus to “the city”
to enter an amateur dance contest…
Do you see where this is going? If so, you’re
way ahead of Katie (Sternbach), the sadder
and more naïve of the two. Amanda (Bettis)
is more comfortable with her looming strip
club debut: “Jesus would not have
made us as hot as we are if He didn’t
have a plan for us,” she cajoles her
wavering friend. “Seriously, we would
be like blaspheming Him if we didn’t
do this.”
Amanda is also more comfortable with her
hypocrisy, and with using her slightly pathetic
– and thoroughly heartbreaking –
friend. When Katie expresses genuine pain
and regret (Sternbach is wonderful here),
at what she did in the “audition tape”
the two made after the show with a “Hollywood
talent agent,” Amanda manipulates
her ruthlessly, twisting her words until
Katie is the one apologizing and begging
Amanda’s forgiveness. It is a great
scene, and the young actresses navigate
it expertly. And Amanda is just warming
up. This girl is wasting her gifts as an
evangelical – she has what it takes
to be a first class Jesuit.
As for the strip scene, Cohen’s staging
is brilliant – both comfortingly tasteful
and alarmingly… um… effective.
Let’s just say that our girls, dancing
in silhouette (lighting by Evan Purcell),
no longer look 14. Moments later, as Katie
squeezes her pink backpack like a doll and
Amanda slips in her retainer, they don’t
even look that old. The contrast is shocking
and powerful, and is underscored by Gail
Cooper-Hecht’s youthfully accessorized
costumes.
The set (Ryan Kravetz) is simple and clever,
featuring a large megachurch-type cross
and four video monitors. The video segments,
designed by Greg Winslow, include home movies,
the opening moments of the “audition”
video which inevitably hits the Internet,
a triumphant/redemptive TV talk show, etc.
These tend to go on too long, as they lack
the tautness of Bettis’s and Sternbach’s
live performances.
According to Dog Run Rep’s press release,
young Miss Bettis “draws on her experience
working in the adult entertainment industry.”
Hopefully, she is a lot older than she looks.
At any rate, one can only admire the sophistication
she employs in fashioning such a morally
ambiguous story out of personal experience.
It would have been so easy to make this
merely an issue-of-the-week-type play railing
against the sexual exploitation of young
girls – a pretty easy target. Instead,
Bettis gives us something more interesting
– a world where the lines between
victimhood and single-minded striving for
glory are blurred.
American girls – and boys –
haven’t heard the last from this impressive
young writer.
Please note: American
Girls has mature themes and may not
be suitable for audiences under 14 years
of age.
Tickets for all
performances will be $55 and can be purchased
by calling SMARTTIX at (212) 868-4444 or
online at www.smarttix.com.
There also will
be two types of RUSH tickets available 30
minutes before curtain: General Public RUSH
tickets for $25 and Student RUSH tickets,
for students 21 years and younger, for $10.
All RUSH tickets are Day of Performance,
cash sales only, subject to availability.
The 45th Street
Theater| 354 W. 45th Street (between 8th
& 9th Avenues).

Tracy Letts' August Osage County
Open Run
The Music Box Theater
August
Osage County won the Pulitzer Prize and
the
New York Drama Critics Circle Awards
From Wendy
R. Williams' March Theater Column
I
saw only one play last month, The Steppenwolf
Theatre Company's production of Tracy Letts'
August Osage County. August
was written by Tracy Letts (off Bug
and Killer Joe fame) and directed
by Anna D. Shapiro. August stars: Ian Barford
as Little Charles Aiken (Cousin); Deanna
Dunagan as Violet Weston; Kimberly Guerrero
as Johnna Monevata (Housekeeper); Francis
Guinan as Charlie Aiken (Uncle); Brian Kerwin
as Steve Heidebrecht (Karen’s Fiancé);
Dennis Letts as Beverly Weston; Madeline
Martin as Jean Fordham (Granddaughter);
Mariann Mayberry as Karen Weston (Youngest
Daughter); Amy Morton as Barbara Fordham
(Eldest Daughter); Sally Murphy as Ivy Weston
(Middle Daughter); Jeff Perry as Bill Fordham
(Barbara’s Husband); Rondi Reed as
Mattie Fae Aiken (aunt).
I am a big fan of Tracy Letts. I reviewed
Bug the play and Bug the
movie. Both were excellent and were covered
in my June
2007 Theater Column.
Bug was witty
and eerie and had supernatural elements,
so I was expecting something of the same
genre with Lett’s new play. Well,
I was certainly surprised. August Osage
County may be set in heartland like
Bug, but there the similarities
end. August Osage County is one
of the most brutally realistic plays I have
ever seen. It is also one of the most brilliant.
August Osage County
tells the story of the Weston family, a
family headed by a paterfamilias, the (failed?)
poet Beverly Weston. When the play opens
we see Beverly, a talkative older man, interviewing
a taciturn young American Indian woman,
Johnna (played by Kimberly Guerrero) for
the job of family housekeeper. He tells
her that her main duty will be to care for
his wife, Violet (played by Deanna Dugan),
who has mouth cancer and needs to be driven
to her doctor’s appointments. He also
tells her that his wife does not believe
in air conditioning (it is August in Oklahoma!!!)
and that he and his wife have struck a bargain
in life – he drinks and she takes
pills.
In the next scene we find
out that Beverly has disappeared and the
extended family has been summoned to “help.”
First to arrive is Violet’s sister,
Mattie (the hysterically funny Rondi Reed).
Mattie is talking to her husband Charlie
(played by Francis Guinan) and she proceeds
to give the audience some of the funniest
exposition I have ever heard. She verbally
dices and fillets all the expected family
members and informs both Charlie and the
audience just who is expected to arrive
and when.
Already on the scene is
the middle daughter Ivy (Sally Murphy).
Ivy has never left town and is simply appalled
that her father has left and now she will
have to deal with her mother. But that is
not all Ivy will have to deal with. Soon
afterwards, the other two daughters, Barbara
(played by Amy Morton) and Karen (played
by Mariann Mayberry). And with the two daughters
come additional baggage, Barbara’s
husband Bill (played by Jeff Perry), Barbara’s
precocious pot-smoking fourteen-year-old
daughter Jean (played by Madeline Martin)
and Jean’s new pedophile boyfriend,
Steve (played by Brian Kerwin).
The program for August
Osage County has a family tree of the Weston
family, complete with photos of all the
cast members (there are thirteen of them).
But thirteen or not, it would take more
than twelve additional cast members to handle
Mamma Violet Weston.
When we first see Mamma
Violet, she carefully creeps down the stairs
of Todd Rosenthal’s excellent set.
She actually appears harmless; an old woman
suffering from cancer whose husband has
gone missing. Well, when Beverly hired someone
to “take care” of his wife,
perhaps he should have considered hiring
Britney’s body guards. Over the course
of the next two and a half hours of the
play (the play is over three hours long),
Mamma proceeds to verbally destroy everyone
who has come to “help” her.
Anyone who has ever dreaded their own Thanksgiving
dinner should see this play and its family
dinner simply to get a little perspective.
The apple, however, has
not fallen far from the tree and we quickly
find out that Mamma’s oldest daughter,
Barbara, would be perfectly capable of getting
Hannibal’s elephants across the Alps,
killing any and all who get in her way.
And Barbara’s eerily precocious daughter
Jean is no victim either. It may be hotter-than-hell
and there may be pills, booze and a pedophile
on-the-loose, but the Westons family produces
warrior women. And Johnna, the housekeeper,
delivers a few whacks too.
Tracy Letts wrote an astounding
script for August Osage County. The
characters in this play may have learned
"to wit" before they learned to
walk, but they are all rawly human. The
play has been beautifully directed by Anna
D. Shapiro. The show is also blessed with
a fabulous set by Todd Rosenthal and an
original music score by David Singer. But
even with all of these advantages, the play
could have easily floundered. It is over
three hours long and has a cast of thirteen
actors. If any one of these actors had not
held their own, the show could have dragged.
But every actor in this cast gave a wonderful
performance and watching them duke it out
on stage was a theatrical experience I hope
to remember forever.
On a sad note, Michael
McGuire has just taken over the role of
Beverly Weston. The part had previously
been played by Dennis Letts (Tracy Lett’s
father), who died last week.
Tickets are $26.50-$99.50
and can be ordered by phone at 212-239-6200
& 800-432-7250. Tickets can also be
ordered online at telecharge.com.
For more information,
log onto augustonbroadway.com
The Music Box
Theater |239 West 45th Street, New York,
NY 10036.

John Water's
Cry Baby
Monday 8:00pm
Tuesday 8:00pm
Wednesday 2:00pm & 8:00pm
Thursday 8:00pm
Friday 8:00pm
Saturday 2:00pm & 8:00pm
Now in Previews
Opens April 24, 2008
Open Run
Marquis Theatre
Reviewed by Frank J. Avella
On March 17, 2008,
I attended one of the first preview performances
of the new Broadway musical, Cry Baby.
I was amazed at how joyous the audience
was in anticipation. They far outnumbered
the theatre-community naysayers who attend
preview performances in hopes of seeing
a debacle. These vultures-of-culture come
fully-armed with negative energy and a venomous
killer-hope that what they’re about
to see will suck to high heaven so they
can be among the first to post blogs about
the latest in theatre blunders. Most times
they arrive with their minds made up. And
no one is safe. At Mother Courage and
Her Children, two years ago, I overheard
two “major” critics discussing
how bad they assumed the “Kushner
polemic” was going to be. They even
pre-dissed Meryl Streep. Three hours later,
these two fools were standing with everyone
else. Meryl and the polemic had won them
over. But that rarely happens.
I deliberately digress…
At this performance of
Cry Baby, the audience whooped
and hollered and had a grand time from the
rousing and funny opening segment, “The
Anti-Polio Picnic” to the randy “Watch
Your Ass,” to the dynamic “Screw
Loose,” in Act One. By the end of
Act Two, most of the patrons were on their
feet applauding and cheering.
Over five weeks later,
on April 25, 2008, the pre-performance climate
was pretty chilly, with whispers and curious
looks. Someone who may have been a producer
was greeting people and being given condolences
of sorts. “I’m so sorry. It’s
such a shame.” As the music began,
the lack of enthusiasm was palpable. After
the first few musical numbers, applause
seemed like a chore. Oh, and did I mention
that this happened to be the first performance
after the Ben Brantley review published
in the New York Times?
Brantley had made it quite
clear that you’d be a fool to like
or appreciate Cry Baby on any level
and, like sheep, the audience listened to
that great sage of the Great White Way--Mr.
all-knowing, that most-perspicacious oracle
of the modern theatre. Now, I want to say
up front that I do truly admire Brantley
and I enjoy reading his reviews, but, of
late, he is turning into exactly the kind
of jaded, nasty and too-clever-for-his-own-good-with-his-own-poisonous-words
type of critic that Frank Rich became in
the late 80’s (Rich’s bizarre
review of the brilliant Into the Woods
proved he had become out of touch as far
as I was concerned).
But I digress again…
Back to the post-mortem Cry Baby performance.
As the production proceeded,
the audience seemed to fight their own desire
to laugh and applaud but midway through
Act Two, they began forgetting that they
weren’t supposed to enjoy themselves
and actually began having a good time. By
the finale, they were ‘infected’
by the show in a most exuberant way. It
was fascinating and a joy to watch the transformation.
Now, I will say up front
that Cry Baby is far from perfect.
The songs tend to be derivative, although
many of the lyrics are quite cutting and
clever (specifically the song “Misery,
Agony, Helplessness, Hopelessness, Heartache
and Woe”). The direction meanders
and, too often, lacks focus. The female
lead is an underwritten cipher. In addition,
many of the jokes are done-to-death cold
war relics and the creators insisted on
a “You Can’t Stop the Beat”
rip-off as an end song (“Nothing Bad’s
Ever Gonna Happen Again”) Finally,
Harriet Harris’ climactic explanation
monologue, while better than it was a month
ago, is still a mess.
All that said there is
much to recommend the show.
First and foremost is
the sexy and mesmerizing choreography by
Rob Ashford. His work is dynamic and the
dancers are amazingly agile and limber.
Dance Captain Spencer Liff, in particular,
is an extraordinary hyper-kinetic presence
you cannot look away from. And “Jailyard
Jubilee” is a terrific example of
how good dancing can move along the plot
as well as entertain.
The performances are all
quite good and a few are better than good.
James Snyder, as the title character, is
no Johnny Depp, but then who is? And back
when Depp did the film he was still trying
to unload his 21 Jump Street image,
so even he wasn’t Johnny Depp yet.
Snyder is charismatic and does a more than
capable job carrying the weight of the nonconformist
world on his shoulders. Harriet Harris mugs
and camps it up to hilarious heights. And
Alli Mauzey delivers the show’s funniest
performance as Cry Baby’s
thundering loon of a stalker. Mauzey easily
steals all her scenes.
Hairspray comparisons
cannot be overlooked; yet I feel Cry
Baby is grittier than Hairspray
and it’s satiric elements are
more biting. The music may not be as memorable
but the lyrics have more to say. And the
show is sexy; let no one tell you it isn’t
(as a certain critic did in his pan…)
Perhaps the watering down
of Waters is a bit distressing but for me
there’s a good enough blend here of
his nastier-side with his desire for the
sweet and wholesome--as long as he’s
also poking fun at it. Cry Baby
does just that. It satirizes a time in this
country when people were condemning anything
and anyone who seemed un-American and different.
To me the timeliness is pretty obvious as
we are in grave danger of reliving that
period all over again.
It’s a tough year
for original musicals. Young Frankenstein
is simply terrible. A Catered Affair
gets points for ambition but falls
short of any greatness. In the Heights
is certainly spirited and enjoyable but
also safe and saccharine. Only Xanadu
works, in my opinion, for it achieves
exactly what it sets out to achieve and
it’s damn funny—but there is
no new music.
Cry Baby has
been unfairly maligned and should be recognized
as one of the better Broadway musicals of
the season.
Tickets $35.00-$120.00
$54.00 previews 212-307-4100 ticketmaster.com
Marquis Theatre |1535
Broadway

Photo Credit Diego
Bresani
Charles
Mee's
Multidimensional Beach Party Play
Fire Island
Thursday - Saturday @ 8pm.
(Note: doors open at 6pm for a pre-show
barbecue).
April 10 - May 3
3LD Art & Technology Center
Reviewed by Bryan Close
In an effort to
simulate the environment of a beach party
(or maybe just to win the audience’s
goodwill), 3-Legged Dog, the theater company
producing Charles Mee’s Fire Island
at the 3LD Arts Center in lower Manhattan,
begins the night by giving away food and
drink.
I’m not too proud to say, they had
me at free beer and cheeseburgers.
But then something unpleasant happens that
undoes all the substantial goodwill generated
by free beer, wine, sodas, cheeseburgers
and hotdogs, and that spoils an otherwise
perfect evening: the play itself, which
is not good. Fire Island is a multimedia
mish-mash with no real story, only a theme:
relationships are hard, and they go wrong
in all sorts of ways. As one character says,
“The only way I can keep you is by
making you feel anxious/ keeping you on
edge/ making you feel I'm about to drop
you/ so the way to have you/ is to reject
you/ and if I don't reject you/ then I don't
have you.”
It isn’t that there is nothing in
Fire Island to admire. Mee is a
smart, provocative playwright (the Signature
Theatre has devoted its current season to
him, no small honor), and snippets of his
dialogue, such as a throw-away exchange
about whether quince is an herb or a fruit,
are entertaining. The production itself
is ambitious, with more than 100 artists
and technicians attempting to present the
fleeting images of a beach weekend through
fractured bits of conversation, both live
and on enormous projection screens, which
surround the playing/viewing space. Director
Kevin Cunningham mixes audience and actors
together in a crowded-beach-like jumble
of folding chairs and blankets. A small
army of techies and ASMs also double as
performers. There is also a great band (more
on them later), a woman walking around with
an 8-inch chef’s knife, a sexy trumpet
player and a scary-faced clown. Plus all
that free food.
The whole, though, is a lot less than the
sum of the parts, and in the absence of
strong acting or a compelling story (or,
really, any story), the conceit of seeing
live actors perform alongside filmed images
of them is only interesting for so long.
And whatever the virtue of such close proximity
with the actors, it is undone by having
them all wear microphones, so even when
they’re standing right next to us,
their voices come to us from far away. (NB
– Letting the AV kids run amok in
the theater department rarely makes for
a better play. In the hands of experts –
The Wooster Group, for example – going
tech-crazy can be part of interesting deconstructions
of classics, but it seldom results in improved
storytelling. Whoever first decided it was
a good idea to mike actors in a live performance
did the theater a terrible disservice. End
of rant.)
There is one exception to this ocean of
disappointment – the live band, led
by Tuvan throat singer Albert Kuvezin, is
great. Listening to Kuvezin growl out witty
covers of rock standards like “Play
with Fire” and “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida”
in his hypnotizing Siberian glottal fry
is far and away the highlight of the show.
(If you’ve never heard this guy sing,
his presence might be reason enough to go.)
But Kuvezin and his merry band (some of
whom also double as actors) – though
excellent – can’t save the play.
On the night I saw the show two members
of the audience near me fell asleep. Another
man had a conversation on his cell phone.
Behind me a group of drunks spent fifteen
minutes talking louder than the actors.
There is so much ambient electronic noise
built into the production and so little
to focus our attention, that it took a while
to realize they weren’t actually part
of the show.
The piece is only 90 minutes, but it feels
much, much longer. The best line of the
night came from the audience member sitting
near me who, about 75 minutes in said to
his companion, “I feel like I’ve
been trapped at Fire Island all summer,
and I’m just waiting for September
so I can go home.”
Tickets are $30, $15 for
students available at 212-352-3101 or www.3LDNYC.org.
3LD Art & Technology
Center|80 Greenwich Street
At Rector Street -- accessible from the
1 train at Rector Street)

Gypsy
Monday 8:00pm
Tuesday 8:00pm
Wednesday 2:00pm & 8:00pm
Thursday 8:00pm
Friday 8:00pm
Saturday 2:00pm & 8:00pm
Opens March 27, 2008
Open Run
St. James Theater
Reviewed
by Frank J. Avella
As an entertainment journalist
and critic, I am hyper aware of the overuse
of certain adjectives when describing a
work you are taken with. Many of my colleagues,
print and online, suffer from the same cyber-superlative-diarrhea-
gushing I have been guilty of. Some shamelessly
want to be quotable; others, like me, have
pet words and phrases they love to reuse.
I am promising right now that I will make
a valiant effort to curb my “amazings”
as well as my “astonishings”
–but it will have to wait until after
this particular review.
Every once in a decade
or so, theatergoers are afforded the opportunity
to witness a truly transcendent, instantly
classic performance—the stuff legends
are made of. The nature of live theatre
and audience subjectivity is that often
what is felt to be a great performance by
one person is simply good or acceptable
by another’s standards. Sometimes,
though, tragedy smiles at comedy, and there
can be no denying sheer magic has taken
place before everyone’s eyes.
There aren’t enough
praise-infused adjectives in all existing
thesauruses to describe how right Patti
LuPone gets it in the new revival of Gypsy.
Fresh on the heels of the celebrated Encores!
performance, LuPone completely commands
the stage as she richly redefines a classic
character who has been embodied by some
of the best in the business (Ethel Merman,
Angela Lansbury, Betty Buckley and Bernadette
Peters, to name the best of the best).
I am a proud and true
LuPoner, meaning I have seen everything
the woman has done on Broadway since my
parents brought me to the Broadway theatre
in the early 80’s to experience Evita
when I was a wee lad. I was bitten by the
Patti bug and have been a fan and admirer
ever since. Over the years I have seen her
in: Anything Goes; Oliver;
The Accidental Death of an Anarchist
(lasted less than a week—but I loved
it); The Old Neighborhood; Patti
LuPone on Broadway; Noises Off;
Master Class and last year’s
revival of Sweeney Todd.
At Encores, a few months
ago, I was blown away by LuPone’s
Mama Rose. It was a tour de force from her
barreling onto the stage and shouting: “Sing
out, Louise!” to the closing moments,
LuPone was a restless tornado for three
solid hours. She was the personification
of the old adage “give ‘em what
they want.” She certainly did as each
number proved a show stopper. Her energy
seemed limitless.
The absolute genius of
the Broadway performance, and how it differs
from Encores, has everything to do with
how carefully modulated her steps are now.
There is an amazing and calculated build
to her fury…to that ultimate tour
de force (‘Rose’s Turn’).
LuPone now shows us the character’s
arc. She painstakingly develops Mama Rose
from the unrelenting stage mother to the
frustrated and angry star wannabe she actually
is. By the end of act one, you may find
yourself disappointed in her rendition of
“Everything’s Coming Up Roses,”
because she is not singing the shit out
of the song. But be patient, because there’s
an urgent reason for that. Mama’s
on a journey. She’s not a Broadway
belter blowing her wad, wad after wad, with
each musical number. She is a real, hurting,
breathing theatre person filled with idiosyncrasies
and foibles. She is not just a stage mother,
she is everyone who once had a dream and
felt they, for whatever reason, could not
pursue it.
By the time this Mama
Rose is ready for her turn, she infuses
that (literal) eleven o’clock number
with all the angst and regret and desperation
that’s been building all night long.
She manages to strip away layers of the
character throughout the show until she
is rawness personified. And we are lucky
enough to have been along for the ride.
The final image of her reaching up at the
footlights trying desperately to catch a
moment for herself: “For me,”
is a moment that I will never forget. Patti
LuPone is diva Broadway personified, but
she is also one of the best stage actresses
of our generation. She has earned her place
in the pantheon and deserves every type
of accolade possible for her turn. Pun rightfully
intended.
But let’s not forget
she is also blessed with an amazing cast.
Boyd Gaines is the definitive
Herbie. It’s a pleasure to see him
as a virile and sensitive character as opposed
to the sad schmo cartoons from the past
Herbie canon. Gaines’ Herbie may be
henpecked but he chooses to be out of devotion
to his Rose, not because he’s a silly
shlub everyone walks all over. And the sexual
tension between LuPone and Gaines is palpable.
(LuPone, it should be stated, is also the
sexiest Mama Rose ever.)
The exquisite Laura Benanti
perfectly underplays Louise so that when
she finally finds herself and emerges as
the notorious Gypsy Rose Lee in Act Two,
we are thunderstruck and mesmerized. She
has become a tigress before our eyes and
we believe the transformation wholeheartedly.
The dynamic Leigh Ann
Larkin’s angry and resentful Dainty
June is a perfect match for Benanti’s
forgiving Louise and they both bring the
house down with “If Mama Was Married.”
It’s a moment that bonds the sibs
in an extraordinary and poignant way.
Another non-LuPone showstopper
is “You Gotta Have a Gimmick,”
with a hilarious Alison Fraser as Tessie
Tura and the scene stealing Marily Caskey
as Electra, the oldest woman in burlesque!
Gypsy, originally
staged in 1959, features a book by Arthur
Laurents, music by Jule Style and lyrics
by Stephen Sondheim (one of the last times
he would agree to writing lyrics only).
At ninety years old, Mr. Laurents has directed
this current production—quite masterfully.
I have always had my problems
with Gypsy. I also know that admitting
that will get me in trouble since it’s
considered one of the great American musicals.
And I have had a rocky journey believing
that. The Sam Mendes version, five years
ago, had me liking it more than I ever have.
And Bernadette Peter’s revisionist
Mama Rose was a joy to behold.
This production, however,
inches me closer to understanding the power
of the story. It’s a quintessentially
American a story that defines a time and
an art form (Vaudeville) that has long since
vanished but has influenced every other
art form that followed. It is also about
the pursuit of the American dream—in
this case: stardom. It almost has a Nathanial
West quality about it. And Rose is the ultimate
American monster mother who dreamed big…FOR
her children, but really FOR herself.
Still, there are certain
songs I felt never worked (“All I
Need Now is the Girl,” “Little
Lamb”) and one major fault I have
always had with the book; the fact that
June is never brought back in Act Two. I
still feel this was a misstep in the original
book and would have added so much. Regardless,
there are no perfect musicals (except for
Sweeney Todd and Sunday in the Park
with George…), but this Gypsy
comes quite close.
Last year, I boldly stated
that Meryl Streep’s performance in
Mother Courage was among the truly
great stage performances of all time. Add
Ms. LuPone’s Mama Rose to that very
small but priceless list.

Laura Careless,
Yeva Glover and Davon Rainey in
The Judgment of Paris
Photo Credit Steven Schreiber
The Judgment of Paris
Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm
May 9 - 31, 2008
303 Bond Street
Reviewed
by Katharine Heller
katharineheller.com
Click
here for William S. Gooch's Interview with
Comapny XIV's Artistic Director, Austin
Mc Cormick
When I heard the words
"erotically charged dance show",
I knew what I was doing on my Friday night.
Picturing either a theatrical train wreck
or a glorious amalgam of sexy music and
choreographed nudity, my interest was further
piqued when I found out the production was
at Company XIV's new theater space in Carroll
Gardens, Brooklyn.
The Judgment of Paris
not only fulfilled, but exceeded my sexpectations
(sorry- had to). Based on the Greek myth
of the same name, the production weaves
between the classic story and present day
themes, including eclectic music from Vivaldi
to Marlene Dietrich.
For those of you who fell
asleep during Greek myth day in High School,
I'll refresh your memory- Zeus asked Paris
to choose who was the most beautiful goddess-
Hera, Athena or Aphrodite. Each of the goddesses
try to bribe him in their own way, Aphrodite
being the most successful as she offered
him the very lovely, and very married, Helen
of Troy. This is what started the Trojan
War. Choreographer Austin McCormick, who
also performs with the Metropolitan Opera
Ballet of New York, creates a world where
this story becomes not only relevant, but
dangerously sexy.

Gioia Marchese,
Yeva Glover, Samantha Ernst, Laura Careless
and
Davon Rainey in The Judgment of Paris
Photo Credit Steven Schreiber
Throughout the show we
are introduced to the very able cast of
six performers who take on multiple roles.
They take full advantage of the dressing
room that is the set and set the mood for
the tragic love story with absurd can can
numbers and song. The incredible and versatile
Toby Burns plays all of the male roles with
nothing but a costume piece or two to differentiate
the character, yet is so convincing in his
characterizations that a change isn't even
necessary. As the show progresses past the
meeting of the lovers the show becomes Helen's,
played by the gorgeous Samantha Ernst. Her
tragic story is compared to other tragic
women of our time, as dancers Laura Careless,
Yeva Glover and Davon Rainey evoke images
of Marilyn Monroe and Bridget Bardot. Gioia
Marchese is incredible as the powerful Aphrodite
who assists in her downfall, playing her
as a twisted and manipulative Madam running
a bordello.
I don't want to reveal
too much as I think this production needs
to be experienced with a fresh and open
mind. I will tell you I left a bit exhausted-
not only from watching the frenetic yet
controlled energy of the entire production,
but because of the intensity of the story
itself. Company XIV should be proud of this
production that at times can seem choppy,
but manages to pull itself together to create
a world that is dangerous, at times funny,
and yes, ridiculously sexy.
Performances run May 9
- 31, 2008 in a limited engagement at 303
Bond Street (between Union & Sackett)
in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn. The show plays
Fridays and Saturdays at 8pm. Tickets are
$20 for adults and $15 for students and
can be purchased online at
http://www.SmartTix.com or by calling
212-868-4444. For more information on Company
XIV visit http://www.CompanyXIV.com.
303 Bond Street|
Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn
Between Union & Sackett

Legally Blonde
- The Musical
Wednesday
2:00pm & 8:00pm
Thursday 8:00PM
Friday 8:00PM
Saturday 2:00PM & 8:00PM
Sunday 2:00PM, 7:00PM & 8:00PM
The Palace Theatre
Reviewed
by Katharine Heller
katharineheller.com
To compare Legally Blonde the Musical
to great theater would be like putting a
Twinkie up against the Miso Black Cod at
Nobu. But goddamn it, sometimes, nothing
beats a good Twinkie.
Based on
the box office hit of the same title, Legally
Blonde rarely strays from the original
script. For the five of you who are not
familiar with the premise of the story,
I'll sum it up. Beautiful Delta Nu sorority
sister Elle Woods is crushed when her beau
Warner dumps her before leaving for Harvard
Law. Elle applies and gets
accepted to Harvard (even though I would
assume the application deadline had passed-
I never quite got that part, although the
rest of the story is perfectly plausible)
in hopes to win back her man. Long story
short she realizes she doesn't need Warner,
makes some new friends and solves a murder
case in court along the way.
The stage
translation is exactly what you would expect,
complete with spunky dance numbers, an energetic
young cast and tunes so catchy I might consider
quarantine for a good few hours after the
show. I still cannot get the opening number,
aptly called "Omigod, You Guys!"
out of my head. No, seriously, it's pretty
frustrating.
The fresh
faced and immensely talented Laura Bell
Bundy as Elle carries the show with grace
and confidence. Right behind her are Richard
H. Blake as the arrogantly hilarious Warner
and Christian Borle as her sweet love interest,
Emmett. The obvious cast standouts however
are Chico as her faithful Chihuahua, Bruiser,
and Chloe the Bulldog as Rufus. (Rufus is
the dog of Elle's friend Paulette played
by the singly named human, Orfeh.)
The amusing
book, written by Heather Hach with music
and lyrics by Laurence O'Keefe and Nell
Benjamin, includes other engaging numbers
such as the infamous, "Bend and Snap!"
and "Gay or European". With crisp
direction and choreography by Jerry Mitchell,
this family friendly show is a lot of fun.
Just make sure those you see it with have
a sweet tooth.
Tickets
$40.00-$110.00 212-307-4747 www.ticketmaster.com
Palace Theatre
|
1554 Broadway
James Lindenberg’s
The Set Up
Wednesday to Saturday evenings at
8 pm
Matinees Sunday at 3pm
Performances begin April 25th
Opening Night April 30th
Closes May 22, 2008
ArcLight Theatre
Reviewed
by Frank J. Avella
The set
up of The Set Up involves, well,
a “set up.” (I’ll stop
now!)
Quarrelsome
couple Bill (Scott Cunningham) and Doris
(Jennifer Danielle) decide to set their
two friends up. Bill is quite excited
while Doris is more apprehensive. The
two unsuspecting, thirtysomething pals
are Carolyn (Tara Westwood), a rebounding
power-attorney, and Robert (James Lindenberg),
a sweet elementary school teacher tired
of the dating scene who happens to be
bald ( and way too much is made of his
baldness in the play).
A calamitous
dinner follows where: Bill and Doris become
more estranged; a randy waitress, Nina
(Tracy Weiler), shamelessly hits on Robert
and alienates Carolyn in the process and
Doris inexplicably kisses Robert (sadly
this interesting plot development is never
really explained or pursued further).
Unfortunately,
the play then meanders from one short
filmic moment to the next, without really
developing it’s characters or furthering
the plot along enough until somewhere
in the middle when Carolyn goes on a date
with a sexy egotist named Tony (Major
Dodge) and bumps into Robert, who happens
to be on a date with…the quirky
waitress, Nina.
By the
play’s climax, Bill and Doris have
hit the skids but seem to respect one
another more and Robert and Carolyn have
come to an understanding of sorts.
The
Set Up doesn’t really say anything
new about dating or aging or lonliness
(is there anything new to be said about
these themes anyway) but it’s certainly
entertaining. I just wish more had been
done with the interesting characters that
Lindenberg so thoughtfully created. By
the last scene, I finally wanted to get
to know the four main characters. It struck
me that too much time was spent on unnecessary
scenes which could have been radically
condensed giving way to a potential third
act that could transform the work from
a fun night out into something more. Both
relationship arcs end exactly where they
should begin.
As writer,
director, co-producer and lead actor,
Lindenberg wears far too many hats. Another
director would have been key to bringing
forth a stronger thematic focus. And a
retooling of the script could make this
work truly soar.
The kick-ass
ensemble is the main reason to see The
Set Up. Good solid work is done by
the stunning Westwood, Danielle (after
a clunky first scene, she blossoms into
a blonde Eva Longoria) and Lindenberg
(quite charming and vulnerable). Cunningham
has a number of stand-out moments and
makes the most of an underwritten part.
But it’s Weiler and Dodge who steal
every scene they are in and shine brightest.
Weiler is hilarious playing every waitperson’s
dream waitress, It’s a triumphant
turn. Dodge’s appearance as the
smarmy yet irresistible Tony (the second
and best of three character’s he
portrays) proves a refreshing tonic and
breathes much needed life into the evening.
Dodge’s comic timing is impeccable.
I wanted to follow Tony and Nina out of
the club and zoom in on the rest of their
evening which I am certain would have
been refreshingly blunt, sexually-charged
and, perhaps, would have given us some
insight into the perils and pleasures
of dating in 2008.
Tickets
for all performances will be $35 and can
be purchased at Theatermania.com
or by calling (212) 352-3101 or 866-811-4111(toll
free).
ArcLight Theatre
|152 West 71st Street
Steve
Sater & Duncan Sheik’s
Spring Awakening
Monday 8:00pm
Wednesday 8:00pm
Thursday 8:00pm
Friday 8:00pm
Saturday 2:00pm & 8:00pm
Sunday 2:00pm & 7:00pm
Eugene O'Neill Theatre
Reviewed by Frank J.
Avella
When I first heard that
Spring Awakening was moving to
Broadway, I was a bit concerned. Would such
an intimate show lose all potency and urgency
in a big Broadway house?
Well the answer, thank
the theatre gods, is a resounding no!
I am elated to report
that this exciting, enthralling and oddly-enchanting
production thrives at the Eugene O’Neill
Theatre. And it’s improved greatly
from the version I saw this past summer.
It’s still audacious
and ambitious but it now has a wonderful
sense of humor as well. The original production
took itself a wee too seriously. But the
gifted director Michael Mayer has found
the perfect blend of comedy and pathos here.
And it doesn’t hurt to have the extraordinary
Christine Estabrook on board.
Based on Frank Wedekind’s
highly controversial 1891 play The Awakening
of Spring (not produced until 1906),
and adapted by Steven Sater (book &
lyrics) and rock star Duncan Sheik (music),
the ‘play with songs’ (quoted
by Sheik) focuses on adolescent schoolboys
and girls at the age of sexual and spiritual
awakening. The central figures being the
good looking, wave-making Melchior (Jonathan
Groff), his sweet, naive girlfriend Wendla
(Lea Michele) and his troubled, oddball
friend Moritz (John Gallagher, Jr.) as well
as a slew of other angst-ridden, sexually-stirred,
hormonally-bonkers characters.
Spring Awakening is
mesmerizing to the eye--and ears. It’s
a deliberately hard-edged visual and aural
cacophony of the evils of repression--religious
and societal (usually one begets the other).
The richly-rewarding anachronistic
nature of the work adds to its originality
and freshness. Although the piece is set
at the turn of the last century, the actors
whip out mikes and perform raw, intensely-modern
rock songs. The device achieves a Brechtian
break in the ‘period’ action.
It’s as if the audience has warp-sped
a century to a modern day rock concert.
But the songs are the inner monologues and
emotional mind states of Everykid. And that
is why it works so well.
Sheik’s music is
extraordinary, whether it be a heart-wrenching
ballad (”The Song of Purple Summer”)
or an angry rant (the fantastically fun
“Totally Fucked”) and are matched
by Sater’s intelligent lyrics and
by the extraordinary ensemble’s vitality
and conviction in song as well as performance.
These guys were great last summer. They’re
even better and seem more assured now.
“The Bitch of Living”,
in particular, raises the levels through
the rafters!
Melchior is that perfect
blend of youth: a walking sack of sexual
energy mixed with smarts and savvy and Jonathan
Groff brilliantly brings him to life...and
to despair as is necessary. Groff has a
command now that is dazzling to behold.
Moritz is a tad more difficult
since, as written he goes from frustration
and confusion to doom very quickly, yet
Gallagher, Jr. transcends the trappings
and let’s us inside the loopy/scared
mind of this tragic hero (especially in
Act Two’s Don’t Do Sadness”).
Michele’s Wendla
still feels too tentative as Wendla but
she conveys naiveté much better and
has an amazing voice. Lauren Pritchard’s
Ilse still brims with sex appeal and evoked
the perfect combo of tumult and rebellion.
And king of smarm and charm, Jonathan B.
Wright nails his role down perfectly as
the gay survivor about to feast on his prey.
His self-pleasure moment is a riotous combo
of delight and embarrassment. Special mention
to Gideon Glick as the adorable Ernst.
Newly added cast members
Stephen Spinella, and especially, Christine
Estabrook give the show a great lift as
well.
Beyond the masterful score,
near-perfect performances and deft direction,
I had
a problem last time with feeling emotionally
caught up in the lives of the characters.
This, too, has changed. I DID feel passionately
drawn into their worlds and I did care about
their fates.
Spring Awakening
is a triumph that should be seen by anyone
who cares about the future of musical theatre.
Tickets $66.25-$111.25
at www.telecharge.com
Eugene O'Neill
Theatre | 230 West 49th Street | New York,
NY 10036

Xanadu
Tuesday @ 8PM
Wednesday @ 2PM & 8PM
Thursday @ 8PM
Friday @ 8PM
Saturday @ 2PM & 8PM
Sunday @ 3PM
Opened July 10, 2007
Helen Hayes Theater
Reviewed by Frank
J. Avella
Okay, how bloody tiresome
has it become for the Broadway theatregoer
to have to withstand yet another screen-to-stage
translation? In recent years, we’ve
had to suffer through the abysmally bad
(Saturday Night Fever, Footloose)
and the not-so-bad-but-why-the-frig-bother
(The Wedding Singer, Legally
Blonde). And then there’s Disney,
in the ‘ you own the world so just
stop it already’ category. All this
appropriation has shown a complete lack
of originality and proven producers have
no faith in the audience.
Of course, no one has
tackled the bad Hollywood movie musical
adaptation yet. Then again, exactly how
many bad Hollywood movie musicals can actually
boast having a terrific score? Not that
many. Certainly very few in the last thirty
years. Actually one. A notorious debacle
from 1980 known as Xanadu.
Now, I have to admit to
having my own personal love/hate relationship
with the screen mess known as Xanadu.
Every time I watch it (and yes, I have watched
it many times) I keep waiting for it to
be different. I keep wanting the performances
to improve and I keep praying someone will
come along and actually DIRECT and CHOREOGRAPH
those great songs (written by Jeff Lynne
and John Farrar) in some way that isn’t
catastrophically impossible to watch. Alas,
I am always disappointed.
Yet I keep revisiting
Xanadu. Why? I have never quite
figured it out. It isn’t even a very
campy film--the kind that’s so bad
it’s good. But it does feature Olivia
Newton-John and Gene Kelly...and a tiny
spark of a good idea...and have I mentioned
the fantastic score?
When I read about plans
to bring it to Broadway, I thought: “well,
it couldn’t possibly be as bad as
the film.” Then I read that Douglas
Carter Beane, thanks to the dogged persistence
of producer Robert Ahrens, had been cajoled
into writing the book. At that point, I
knew it would have some merit. And I knew
that if anyone could tap into the reason
why so many folks are Xanadu-obsessed,
it was Beane. After all he was responsible
for the brilliantly biting and insightful
play, The Little Dog Laughed, the
funniest work to hit Broadway in the last
few years. (and of course it closed prematurely!)
My hopes were high.
Then casting problems
followed as well as the leading male (James
Carpinello, the only good thing in Saturday
Night Fever) being injured while skating
and having to be replaced. Was all this
a sign?
I am elated to report
that--Spring Awakening notwithstanding--Xanadu
is the best musical currently running on
Broadway! Actually, it’s the smartest
and most entertaining musical to open in
quite a long time!
How could this be, you
ask?
It’s fairly simple.
Assemble the best creative team possible.
Cast actors who are working at the top of
their game. Shake. Stir. Shimmy. Skate!
Part of the heavenly ‘magic’
on display at the Helen Hayes Theatre has
everything to do with a keen awareness of
the tongue-in-cheeky satire at play. But
no one ever condescends to the audience.
Quite the contrary, they invite the audience
in on all the jokes (and they are legion).
Beane has written an intelligent,
witty and clever script and manages to work
several miracles in the process. Firsty,
he remains faithful to the original film
while drastically improving the story, making
spendid script alterations and adding much-needed
character dimensions. He creates a believable,
old-fashioned love story where the audience
roots for Kira and Sonny--even though she’s
a Greek daughter-of-Zeus pretending to be
an Australian and he’s a mere mortal
AND struggling artist.
Beane also does justice
to each and every one of his cast of characters,
so rare in a musical, especially one that
clocks in at ninety minutes! Finally, he
has penned a ton of ovation-inspiring one-liners
that will have you howling with laughter.
The tremendously talented
director, Christopher Ashley (along with
choreographer Dan Knechtges), ingeniously
finds enormously entertaining ways to stage
those wonderful ditties mentioned earlier
(so poorly rendered onscreen). From the
delightful opening number, “I’m
Alive” to the sensational title tune
at the end, Xanadu explodes with
an exuberant and euphoric energy and life,
most musicals would kill for.
A new Broadway star is
born in Kerry Butler. She is absolutely
remarkable as Kira/Clio. Having seen her
shine in Hairspray, Little Shop of Horrors
and the devilishly delightful Bat Boy,
I was still wholly unprepared for her performance
here. She has perfect comic-timing and displays
so much verve and charisma, you will truly
have a tough time taking your eyes off of
her. She also happens to be quite stunning.
Her Kira is a rich parody of Newton-John
infused with some daffy Nicole Kidman, yet
she creates a loveable, complicated and
quite memorable character that is ultimately
her own. She also happens to have a powerhouse
voice and is particularly divine singing
“Magic” and “Suspended
in Time.” Butler fascinates right
up until the curtain call.
When you are able to look
away from Butler, Cheyenne Jackson (All
Shook Up) provides delicious eye-candy,
but so much more than that. From his very
first bit of dialogue, he seduces the audience
and endears himself as a loveable lump of
a hunk, wide-eyed and earnest. It’s
a fabulous performance, filled with comedic
gem moments. Jackson is also an excellent
songman, tearing the roof off with the showstopping
“Don’t Walk Away.” And,
boy, does he look good in those denim shorts.
Yikes!
Tearing through the production
like two hungry tigresses are stage vets
Mary Testa (as Melpomene, muse of Tragedy)
and Jackie Hoffman (as Calliope, muse of
Epics). These two scenery-chewing vamps
have a bloody blast with their parts. The
duo’s rendition of “Evil Woman”
is rousing and ‘nasty’, in the
best sense of that word. Testa’s turn
is particularly Tony-courting.
The rest of the ensemble
seem to be having the time of their lives
as well with Curtis Holbrook providing a
killer tap dance during “Whenever
You’re Away from Me”. Veteran
stage actor, Tony Roberts has his own fun
in the Gene Kelly role and really impresses
as Zeus. One of the oh-so-may highlights
involves both the song “Have You Never
Been Mellow” and the Harryhausen film
Clash of the Titans. I can’t
say more, lest I spoil a classic musical
theatre moment.
So, what is it that Beane
and the Xanadu team are able to do what
the original filmmakers couldn’t?
Because...they have found the magic in Xanadu
as well as the irony and the joy. They tell
a simple love story in a complex and interesting
way. They comment on art and the creative
gifts that are given to us. And they show
us a damn good time while doing it. What
more could we ask for? Okay, maybe just
ninety minutes more, because once you see
this show, you will want to see it again...
Xanadu
Tickets $51.25-$111.25 Buy tickets
online www.telecharge.com
- Phone 212-239-6200 & 800-432-7250
Helen Hayes |240
W. 44th Street