The deadline has
past and we have WINNERS! In honor of the DVD
release of the second season of Gossip Girl, we
had asked you to confide in us - tell us how the
spirit of the glamorous characters on Gossip
Girl have helped you maintain your fabulosity.
And you did. And we here at New York Cool, say
thank you.

Leighton Meester as Blair
Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW© 2009
Our first prize
winner (one tee shirt and two tickets to the Gossip
Girl Screen Tour) is James Johnson:
Gossip
Girl spelled backwards is Keep Hope.
(If you are illiterate.)
Written
by James Johnson
One of the biggest problems
of the down turned economy is that it is becoming
increasingly difficult to think of oneself as
a victim. It seem like I cant turn on the TV or
open a newspaper without hearing about the latest
moon-faced optimist who has managed to turn life’s
lemons into lemonade. What about those of us who
were given lemonade and have managed to turn it
into lemons?
I am an upper middle class, college educated white
male who can’t seem to do anything with
his life. Where’s my story on CNN? Who do
I turn to for a sympathetic ear? Our President?
He would probably tell me to “believe in
myself” which, if he ever met me, he would
realize how stupid that is. Should I read an inspirational
book? Please. That would involve going to the
book store and I don’t have that kind of
energy.
I have done what any sane, grounded, well educated
person in my situation would do. I have made the
cast of Gossip Girl my imaginary friends,
and boy, are they sympathetic.
“Ugg, “I might say
as I stroll down the aisle of The Food Emporium,
“I can’t believe I am in a situation
where I have to buy generic cereal. Me!!!”
“Don’t worry,”
I imagine sympathetic Serina saying to me, “Tough
times call for tough measures.”
“I know,” I might
say, “It seems like there is less and less
catering work and I simply must cut corners.”
“You could get a better
job.” Level headed Dan might suggest.
“SHUT UP DAN!” tempestuous
Blair would yell, causing some of the other shoppers
to stare. “He needs real suggestions that
could lead to real advancement in his life. You
should start your own clothing line! There’s
big money in that!”
“I do wear clothes almost
every day” I muse.
“This is perfect,”
Serina would say with a reassuring wink. “I’ll
call my mom and she’ll introduce you to
all the people you need to know.”
“And I’ll call my
dad and get all the financing you need,”
Chuck would offer.
“Thanks guys, you all
are the best” I say as I put down the Americas
Choice Corn flakes and pick up the brand name
Kellogg’s.
So while some might not feel
sorry for a person with every advantage in the
world squandering his life, my friends do. My
real friends. They tell me to keep hope that through
no action of my own, something in my life will
change for the better.
Our second place winner and
the winner of a Gossip Girl tee shirt
is Elizabeth Kuzmenka.

Elizabeth Kuzmenka
Gossip Girl has changed
my life because when my "friend-boy"
said he loved me yet did nothing to show it. I
said, " Well Chuck Bass didn't say he loved
Blair but at least he brought her flowers and
seduced her [away] from her boyfriend Nate."
He stared at me and said, "Chuck Bass isn't
real." I told him, "He's more real than
you'll ever be." And that was the end of
my "friend-boy". Facebook status of
the day on his profile was "Bass my Ass."
Too bad;my best friends commented saying, "That's
right. It bit you on the ass."
Our
third prize winner and the winner of a Gossip
Girl tee shirt is Craiglist Furniture:
Good morning,
Upper East-Siders - or those that wish you were.
You see, while I'm an aspiring Blair Waldorf (with
an attitude to match), I've got more of a Jenny
Humphrey budget to work with. That means using
creativity to feel pampered and powerful in the
City. My ideal afternoon involves a free makeover
at Soho Bloomingdales (with maybe a Dior mascara
or Chanel lip gloss purchase to appease the counter),
followed by cheap and stimulating massage from
one of Chinatown's finest. Follow it up with a
scrub at Sabon - the cutest place in the Village
to scrub up with luxury soaps - and I'm fresh,
flexible and flawless for under $50. I think little
J would approve - and the Constance elite never
need to know! Xoxo
..
And here is a
great Honorable Mention from Daren Bernstein:
Chuck
U. -- Or, How the Spirit of the Gossip Girl
Gang Saved My Life.
(Warning: Grab a box of tissues before reading)
My life
has been greatly enriched by the spirit of the
Gossip Girl gang. Like this one time,
someone tried to blackmail me by threatening to
expose the sins of my billionaire uncle so they
could get enough money to open their own fashion
line. But, I learned how to deal with such problems
from the school of Chuck. I decided to just get
back into my limo and have the driver take me
home to my Central park West apartment mansion,
then fly in female escorts from around the world
to calm me down. And that is when I realized that
I have no billionaire uncle, and that I am also
so neck-deep in debt that I don't have the money
to pay anyone off. Problem solved! So I guess
what I really learned is that my life is pretty
easy. (And it was a good thing too because I don't
have the money for a limo, driver, mansion or
world-class hookers.) So thank you, Gossip
Girl!
And here is a another great
Honorable Mention from Darcy Brislin: :
Recession: Gossip
Girl Style
-bone dry cappuccino (less substance, less money)
-stay at your parents hotel
instead of paying rent
-date older, employed people
who can afford to take you out
(then blackmail said older person so that you
don’t turn them in for corrupting a minor)
-sell your threesome overdose
video as a snuff film or a porn flick à
la Paris Hilton.
-have little J copy all the
latest designer duds you want. Then sell last
season’s stuff on ebay
-design a gossip girl iphone app and copyright
it
-“slum it” in a
loft in Williamsburg
-opt for a taxi instead of private
limo
-trick your rich friends and
family into a ponzi scheme and steal all their
money
-camp out in your foreclosed
mansion until you get physically removed
-cater for a seder
August 16, 2009
Where It All
Started:
Announcing the New York Cool Gossip Girl
Essay Contest

Blake Lively as Serena,
Penn Badgley as Dan
Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW©
2009
It is time for
another New York Cool Essay Contest. In honor
of the upcoming August 18, 2009 release of the
Gossip Girl Second SeasonDVD, we are
giving away three Gossip Girl tee shirts
to the winners of our Gossip Girl Essay
Contest. And in an exciting new development, the
first prize winner will be awarded two tickets
to the Gossip
Girl Screen Tour sponsored by On Location
Tours (see below for more information about the
tour).
Here is how it
works: Write a paragraph about how the spirit
of Blair, Serena, Jenny, Vanessa, Nate, Chuck
and Dan have helped you overcome life's little
tragedies. Be specific. When you are treated with
disrespect like dear Serena, do you buy a new
purse or get a wax? When threatened with the loss
of prestige like our glam heroine Blair, do you
flee to Bora Bora or just get a spray tan at Bliss
Spa?
We are all atwitter
awaiting your response. Please send your submissions
to wendy@newyorkcool.com
by midnight August 19th. The winners will be announced
on August 20 th in honor of the Second Season
DVD release.
We will publish
both the winning paragraphs and the "Honorable
Mentions." And if you want, you can send
us a photo of yourself attired as your favorite
Gossip Girl character which we will publish
with your paragraph. (The photos are just for
fun and will have no effect on whether or not
you win a tee shirt).
So harness your
muse and let your words fly.
Click here for
more information about the Second
Season DVD.
Experience a Day
in the Life of Manhattan’s Elite on the
Tour of Gossip Girl Sites
Hello Upper East Siders
and Gossip Girl Fans! Enter the playground
of the privileged prep school teens on a brand
new tour of Gossip Girl Sites, courtesy
of On Location Tours.
Live a day in the life of Serena,
Blair, Chuck, Dan, Vanessa, and Nate on this three
hour guided bus tour that goes to more than 30
locations that were used in filming the hit TV
series. Find out behind the scenes information
and little known facts about the cast and crew
of Gossip Girl from local New York City
actors and actresses who are the guides on this
exciting tour.
* Visit the New York Palace
Hotel, home to the Bass and Van der Woodson families
where so many of the scenes from Gossip Girl take
place.
* Be "spotted" by that most ubiquitous
blogger at the Constance Billard School for Girls/St.
Jude School for Boys.
* See the lavish Fifth Avenue building that Blair
Waldorf calls home.
* Shop at Henri Bendel where Blair and Serena
shop.
* Get a glimpse of Eleanor Waldorf’s shop
in the meatpacking district
* Go past the restaurant where Dan and Serena
have their second date.
The tour costs $40 per person
and runs on Fridays and Sundays at noon. Tours
depart from in front of the Palace Hotel. Private
tours are available at any time. Advance purchase
is required, as tours usually sell out. Tickets
can be purchased online at www.screentours.com
or by calling Zerve at (212) 209-3370
On Location Tours, Inc. is
the world leader in TV and Movie tours. Based
in New York City, On Location Tours also operates
tours of Sex and the City Hotspots, Sopranos
Sites, New York TV and Movie Sites, Washington
DC TV and Movie Sites, and Central Park Movie
Sites. The company was founded in 1999, by Georgette
Blau, a 1996 graduate of Skidmore College.
Leighton Meester as
Blair and
Taylor Momsen as Jenny
Photo Credit: Giovanni Rufino / The CW©
2009