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Alexander H. Browne and Christopher Browne's
After the Cup
Opens Friday, May 21, 2010
Written By: Alexander
H. Browne and Christopher Browne
Starring: Waji Abboud; Mazen Ghanayem; Eyal Lachman; and
Abbas Suan
Variance Films
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
So Arabs and Jews are getting together
for indirect talks with American diplomats acting as couriers.
What's new to talk about after so many decades? Maybe
talking is not the way to accomplish much. Something more
physical is in order to bring disparate people together,
though that physicality should not be war. Sporting events
have been used by national leaders to become catalysts
for uniting people who have been traditional enemies.
While it takes more than a couple of games before kumbaya
is sung, given the passion for sports in several national
states, the program depicted in this documentary certainly
cannot hurt.
In After the Cup, talking heads
take a back seat to the soccer field, and those who do
get interviewed are not sitting stiffly in a chair but
are caught by the camera in moments of sadness and elation,
depending on how their team is doing. The team in question,
Bnei Sakhnin, is named for an almost exclusively Arabic
town in the Galilee, some miles from the city of Acre.
What stands out here and throughout the movie is that
everyone speaks Hebrew, in fact one wonders whether the
predominantly Arabic players on the team consider Arabic
their second language. They are said to have one foot
in each camp: as Israeli citizens, they appear loyal to
the state of Israel, but they are also sympathetic with
those they call their brothers in Gaza and the West Bank.
Much of the footage is on soccer fields
in Tel Aviv, Jerusalem and their home town, with citizens
in the stands and watching on TV going into hysterics
whenever their team scores a goal. In other words, like
Europeans and South Americans (but not like us in the
U.S. where soccer is no rival for football and baseball),
the sport is exciting but winning is everything. By some
unprecedented quirk, Bnei Sakhnin, representing the town
of 23,000 people, wins the Cup and is therefore entitled
to play against European teams.
The idea of bringing Arab-Israeli Muslims
and Israeli Jews together through sports would appear
a most desirable concept if you are on the left politically,
like, for example, the Israeli Peace Now group, but in
the film, we are made witness to a despicable performance
from a smattering of right-wing Jews in Jerusalem who,
upon the landing of the team from the Arabic town in the
holy city for a game deliver vile comments to them such
as “Muhammed is a homo.” ,
The film would surely fit into a human
rights festival, though apolitical moviegoers who like
sports will appreciate the keen action scenes filmed on
the field by Eitan Raklis.
Dialogue is in Hebrew, Arabic and English.
Unrated. 80 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Alex Gibney's
Casino Jack and The United States of Money
Opens Friday, May 7, 2010
Written By: Alex Gibney
Stgarring: Jack Abramoff; William Branner; Tom DeLay;
Donn Dunlop; Kevin Henderson; Hal Kreitman; Ralph Reed;
Michael Scanlon; Stanley Tucci (as the voice of Jack Abramoff)
Magnolia Pictures
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
If your reading is restricted to the
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, you may think
that lobbyists are those uniformed people who hand you
UPS and open the door for you. If your only contact with
the idea of lobbying is from a course like Political Science
101, you might imagine that lobbyists are honest people
who legitimately try to educate members of Congress about
their client's businesses and organizations. If you’re
well beyond these examples and, in fact, are a news junkie,
a subscriber to C-Span who has followed every day in the
President’s struggle to provide health care to the
uninsured, you will have a cynical idea about the institution
of lobbying.
While amassing far more facts and incidents
than can be absorbed by the average viewer, Alex Gibney—whose
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (about America’s
seventh-largest company that went from the apex to bankruptcy
in a year)—lays out the case that our country is
ruled by cash and not by ideals. What a surprise!
Gibney utilizes plenty of talking heads
on what could have been a bone-dry doc, but keeps our
interest from wavering with a stunning array of graphics
(particularly one that features leading politicians as
faces on a casino slot machine) and some vivid background
music.
Though the title character, Jack Abramoff,
is the catalyst for the documentary, Casino Jack
spends the majority of its two-hour time exploring the
nefarious deeds of powerful Washingtonians such as former
Republic Senate Majority Leader Tom DeLay, now disgraced;
Ohio Congressman Robert Ney, who is in on the take and
who gets his comeuppance; a Greek tycoon who is murdered
allegedly by the mob; and Ralph Reed, head of the Christian
coalition, who received $4 million from Casino Jack for
running a faith-based, anti-gambling campaign not for
religious ideals but to eliminate potential competitors
from Abramoff’s other casino clients.
A key point is made that influential
figures with professed religious ideals are often the
perpetrators of criminal acts because they consider themselves
righteous, therefore having ethical motives for what they
do. Abramoff fits that bill as a a secular Jew who was
so influenced by the musical Fiddler on the Roof
that he became identified with a Conservative-to-Orthodox
affiliation. A brief bio of the man shows that he was
a jock at Beverly Hills High, able to bench-press over
500 pounds while performing on its football team. Yet
at the same time he possessed enough nerdiness to lead
the College Republicans, virtually worshipping Ronald
Reagan. It was in college that he saw the merits of making
connections with important people, later parlaying that
ability into becoming America’s #1 lobbyist. His
typical spiel to potential clients was that if you they
wanted access to major players like Senator Tom DeLay,
even getting the ear of President Bush, they should hire
him to lobby. As a result, at least one Indian tribe paid
him millions for rights to open a casino, while his lobbying
would, at the same time, eliminate potential competition.
The movie really comes to life when
dealing with the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana
Islands, once a U.S. territory but now with even a closer
connection as a commonwealth entity of our country. Hired
by the big garment business there to press their cause
with the U.S. Congress, Abramoff was able to give these
“free-market” proprietors the right to pay
well under the U.S. minimum wage to its Asian workers
(though a buck an hour looked mighty good to immigrants
accustomed to making a dime in their native countries).
At the same time these garment industry could legally
put “Made in the U.S.A.” on their labels.
Gibney frames the doc with scenes from Frank Capra’s
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, a film that featured
James Stewart as Jefferson Smith, an idealistic but naive
fellow who is appointed to fill a Senate vacancy. Gibney
seems to say, “Would it be too much to ask for Congress
to represent the American people and not just one man,
Benjamin Franklin (the face on the hundred-dollar bill)?”
Rated R. 122 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Jan Kounen 's
Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky
Opens Friday, June 11, 2010
Starring: Anna Mouglalis; Mads
Mikkelsen; Yelena Morozova.
Studio: Sony Pictures Classics
Reviewed by Wendy R. Williams
Jan Kounen's new film, Coco Chanel
& Igor Stravinsky, is the other Chanel
movie. Released approximately one year after Anne Fontaine's
charming Coco Before Chanel, Kounen's film shows
us a harsher more venal Coco (played by Anna Mouglalis)
than the Chanel played by Audrey Toutou in Coco Before
Chanel. Mouglalis's Chanel is also sexually voracious
and seemingly without conscience.
The film begins with the Paris debut
of Serge Diaghilev's controversial new (in 1913) ballet
The Rite of Spring. The ballet was choreographed
by Najinsky and the music was composed by Igor Stravinsky
and was considered to be quite controversial at the time.
The Rite of Spring was very different from the
music and choreography the citizens of Paris had previously
enjoyed. The music was modern, more based on tones and
moods than melodies and the ballet was abstract, even
jarring.The curtain rises, the music begins and the dancers
start their performance and within a few minutes the catcalls
begin. The catcalls exploded into an uproar, then the
audience started to riot and the police were called. (These
were the days before rock concerts had siphoned the unruly
from classical music performances).
Coco Chanel was in the audience that
night and she was not turned off by the music or the ballet.
Quite the contrary, she was intrigued.
Seven years later Chanel runs into the
now impoverished Stravinsky and invites him to bring his
family (consumptive wife plus four children) to live in
her country home just outside Paris. The artist now has
a patroness but with a twist: the patroness is
also an artist whose clothing designs and sense of style
are now considered to be museum quality.
Both artists are portrayed as selfish
sexual animals. Anna Mouglalis's Coco seduces Stravinsky
(played by Mads Mikkelsen) by simply walking into the
room and taking off her clothes. The sick wife might be
upstairs but the paramours have no problems enjoying each
other on a daily basis. And they do until Mrs. Stravinsky
(played by Yelena Morozova) decides that the situation
is unbearable and leaves, taking her children with her.
The film tries to rise above the sordidness
of their affair (cavorting while the sick wife is just
a few feet away) by depicting Igor Stravinsky's triumphal
return to the Paris Opera House where he conducts the
orchestra in a performance of The Rite of Spring.
This return is a benefit of his relationship with Chanel
who anonymously bankrolls the performance. We are also
shown the story of Coco's search for the recipe for the
perfect perfume and her final discovery of the exact formula
that became Chanel Number 5. The inference is that the
stimulation of their affair enhanced their creativity.
But Chanel and Stravinsky's flame eventually
petered out. This is not surprising if the real life characters
were similar to the soulless, ambitious, amoral artists
portrayed by Anna Mouglalis and Mads Mikkelsen.
Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky
tells the story of two artists we can certainly admire
but probably would not like. And that is the problem with
the film. The clothes, the houses and the actors are gorgeous,
but everything is a bit cold. And then there is the unfortunate
comparison to the soul in Audrey Tatou's eyes.
Nevertheless, this movie is a must see
for lovers of fashion and music.

Jay Duplass and Mark
Duplass's
Cyrus
Opens Friday, June 18, 2010
Written By: Mark Duplass and Jay
Duplass
Starring: Jonah Hill; Marisa Tomei; John C. Reilly; Catherine
Keener
Fox Searchlight Pictures
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Who needs to slog through the unrelentingly
grim Oedipus Rex when you can enjoy watching
characters deal with Oedipal conflict in Cyrus?
Sophocles might turn over in his grave, watching a psychological
ailment being made into a comedy, but there’s no
stopping Mark and Jay Duplass. The brothers directed one
of the year 2008’s leading head-scratcher pictures,
Baghead, the story of four struggling actors
who retreat to a cabin in Big Bear California to write
a horror story which begins to come true. Cyrus
is also an original (well, discounting the Greek classic),
but thoroughly accessible. With some laugh-out-loud moments
and a climactic, violent turn that is not only logical
but even air-clearing, the Duplasses trot out a trio of
characters who are not exactly a ménage-a-trois
but who hit home even with a psychologically healthy audience
without conscious Oedipal conflicts of their own.
Cyrus may even encourage the
schlubs among us to go ahead and be vulnerable. There
is a partner waiting for each of us males—maybe
not Keira Knightley or Scarlet Johansson—but someone
who is not bad-looking at all who has a thing for nerdy
types. In fact the 21-year-old man in this movie, the
title character played by 26-year-old Jonah Hill, reflects
the character of mid-forties John (John C. Reilly) in
just the right ways to make John particularly appealing
to Molly (Marisa Tomei). Marriage may not have worked
out between John and his ex-wife, Jamie (Catherine Keener),
but the way John and Jamie have continued to be best friends
seven years after their split mirrors the relationship
between Molly and her son, Cyrus. Just when we’re
about to laugh at those of our friends who say that their
divorces are “friendly,” we get a picture
of two such people who remain attached, perhaps because
they are no longer sharing the same bed and board.
Jonah Hill had just knocked out a picture
targeted to a younger audience, Get Him to the Greek.
In Greek, Hill play the role of a guy whose boss
orders him to get a rock singer to leave his drugs and
booze long enough to fly from London to the Greek Theater
in L. A. This time, a clean shaven Hill comes off as a
strikingly mature kid of twenty-one who is able to have
on-the-same-level talks with people twice his age but
whose night terrors mark him as distinctly vulnerable
as well. More important, he’s an enormously manipulative
character who is so attached to his mom that like a fierce
Doberman Pinscher challenging all who approach its owner,
he will find a way to push potential husbands out of his
mother’s life.
John and Molly meet cute: at a party
that finds John turning off a couple of women with his
too-honest talk about himself, Molly catches him peeing
in the bushes, and from then on the sparks fly. When John
visits Molly at her home, he is impressed by the way the
younger man welcomes him as though he were an old friend
of the same age. No sooner does John move in with Molly
than the Oedipal battle takes off, as the young man plies
his manipulative trade to get the mother to break off
the relationship. The love that Molly has for her son
is clearly an unhealthy one: she is to blame for her kid’s
behavior, having home-schooled him, even allowing him
to come into the bathroom while she’s taking a shower.
The methods that Cyrus uses to get John out of the picture
form the both the laughs and the embarrassed melodrama
of the story.
Cyrus, then, uses a triangle
that we’re already familiar with—the antipathy
by which a son or daughter will treat a potential stepfather
—giving the theme a take as original as was the
Duplass brothers’ Baghead, and perhaps
more important, an authenticity that will strike a chord
with the audience.
Rated R. 92 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Yorgos Lanthimos's
Dogtooth
Opens Friday, June 25, 2010
Written By: Yorgos Lanthimos, Efthimis
Filippou
Starring: Christos Stergioglou; Michele Valley; Aggeliki
Papoulia; Christos Passalis; Mary Tsoni; and Anna Kalaitzidou
Kino International
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
You say you don’t like any of
the public schools for your teens? You think the neighborhood
is too dangerous, but you can’t afford to move and
private schools are out of the question? No problem. Just
watch closely what the family does to resolve these problem
in Yorgos Lanthimos’s Kynodontas, as Dogtooth
is called in its original Greek. Dogtooth,gives
new meaning to that favorite American punishment, “You’re
grounded.” The film could be considered a parody
of grounding, or a warning about home schooling, or even
a takeoff on absurdist theater (think of the great Romanian
playwright Ionesco). What emerges is Greek tragedy, not
in the sense that Sophocles thought, plus some aspects
of Greek comedy (though Aristophanes might think that
the displays of a one young man’s phallis is not
bawdy enough for his plays).
Ultimately, Dogtooth is so
off-the-wall absurdist, so minimalist even to the extent
that there is not a note of background music in the soundtrack,
that the movie would require a highly specialized audience
to appreciate it. It found such an audience at Cannes
where viewers astonishingly awarded the film the top prize
at the Cannes segment known as Un Certain Regard—a
branch of the festival that features styles that are “original
and different.” Dogtooth is almost painful
to sit through, and that’s not meant in the way
the expression is sometimes used as a compliment. It’s
different all right, but while a distinct vision may be
welcome in the world of cinema, simply cutting away from
what is usually expected on the screen is not enough.
The family anchor (Christos Stergioglou)
is a stern father who makes sure that his son (Christos
Passalis) and two daughters) Aggeliki Papoulia, Mary Tsoni),
never leave the family’s opulent compound which
is surrounded by a large wall circling a pool and an extensive
lawn. Nor does he or his wife (Michele Valley) want the
children to be properly home-schooled. Instead of genuine
lessons, the young ones are taught nonsense that could
have come out of a Google translator: “zombie”
is a “yellow flower,” and a “carbine”
is a “beautiful white bird.” And he makes
sure that his boy will not be tempted by his natural sexual
appetite to seek wider pastures. He therefore brings in
a toll collector, Christina (Anna Kalaitzidou) to have
sex with the son. But when Christina gives the girls a
present, forces are unleashed. Violence ensues amid some
of the young folks’ soft-porn games on an all-too-narrow
bed and in a bathtub.
Why does dad behave the way he does?
Who knows? Despite what the how-to-write-a-screenplay
school says, that motivations must be made clear before
the story ends, we have no idea and that’s not important,
particularly in absurdist fare like this. What is important,
though, is entertainment, something sorely missing in
this spare dramedy with grainy photography, and silence
replacing an expected musical soundtrack.
Unrated. 96 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Paola Mendoza & Gloria La
Morte’s
Entre Nos
Opened Friday, May 14, 2010
Quad Cinema
Reviewed by Frank J. Avella at the
2009 Tribeca Film Festival
I went into Paola Mendoza & Gloria
La Morte’s Entre Nos without reading any
press notes and knowing nothing about the film—except
that it was in Spanish. And I am so happy I did! So read
no further and simply see this gem with sleeper potential
written all over it.
Okay, you didn’t listen to me!
Entre Nos is based on the true
travails of Mendoza’s mother, a Colombian woman
who emigrated to the U.S. with her two children, joining
her husband, so they could have the proverbial ‘better
life’ in America. Their world, however, turns into
a harrowing nightmare when, after only two weeks in the
land of opportunity, the husband decides to abandon his
family, leaving them with a few dollars and an apartment
that has three months rent due.
What follows is an absorbing tale of
survival as Mariana does what she must to hold her family
together and, ultimately, triumph.
As portrayed by Mendoza, Mariana is
a strong and resilient woman fueled by her own grit and
determination. It’s an extraordinary performance,
made even more impressive by the fact that she’s
basically playing her own mother in a film she has co-written
and co-directed and dedicated to her mom. Not being privy
to that knowledge I was able to truly appreciate the actress
instead of being bogged down with the triple-duty facts.
Newcomers Sebastian Villada Lopez and
Laura Montana Cortez give wonderfully naturalistic performances
as Mariana’s kids and Lopez has the heartbreaking
yet uplifting last line in the film.
There were a few holes that should have
been filled--regardless of the real story--if only for
narrative cohesion, specifically, giving us a clue as
to why the father left. We are only given a small hint
at the beginning. The film would have been stronger if
his journey was juxtaposed with theirs. Instead, he is
simply vilified. But that in no way takes away from the
power of this terrific and altogether compelling film.
Quad Cinema | 34 West 13th Street |
New York, NY 10011
(212) 255-8800

Mia Hansen-Løve's
The Father of my Children (La père de mes enfants)
Opens Friday, May 28, 2010
Written By: Mia Hansen-Løve
Starring Chiara Caselli Louis-Do de Lencquesaing; Alice
de Lencquesaing; Alice Gautier; Manelle Driss; Eric Elmosnino;
Sandrine Dumas; and Dominique Frot
IFC Films
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Mia Hansen-Løve’s The
Father of My Children is a deadly serious tale, based
on a true event - the 2005 suicide of French producer
Humbert Balsan. Balsan, born into an upper-class family,
was a champion of Arab cinema who was found dead by hanging
in his production office.
The principal character, Grégoire
Canval (Louis-Do de Lencquesaing), has charm to spare,
even charisma, as he frolics with daughters Valentine
(Alice Gautier) and Billie (Manelle Driss) while putting
up with the teen angst of Clémence (Alice de Lencquesaing,
his real-life daughter) in the family country home during
one summer. His wife, Sylvia (Chiara Caselli) adores him
as do the three children. He appears to have it all and
shows few signs of actual depression, but the first half
of the film takes us past his domestic bliss into his
stress-filled days as a movie producer who is some four
million euros in debt from films that soared over budget.
An observer can easily say, “Why not take advantage
of bankruptcy laws and liquidate the company?” Yet
we see growing evidence that Grégoire is a workaholic
who simply cannot live without his profession. In fact,
I had the impression that he was going to commit suicide
from the start, when I saw him driving over the speed
limit while smoking, talking on his cell, and ignoring
his seat belt.
Hansen-Løve gives us a taste
of the work of an indie-film producer, one who may put
up some money of his own but has to beg for funding from
banks and private investors without which no film above
the cost of The Blair Witch Project can get made.
Given the suicide that takes place at midpoint, an audience
can easily get the impression that maybe it’s not
so great to be passionate about your work—passionate,
that is, to the extent that you simply will refuse to
carry on with life if your company goes belly-up.
If some will wonder why he does not
show his sadness to his wife at any point, Hansen-Løve
may be making the point that Grégoire’s real
problem is that he represses his deeply-felt emotions,
a factor that more than any other could have led him to
a moment of suicidal madness.
There is some superb ensemble acting
here, especially the roles played by Gautier and Driss
who are wise beyond their years.
Unrated. 110 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Julie Davis's
Finding Bliss
Opens Friday, June 4, 2010
Written By: Julie Davis
Starring: Leelee Sobieski; Matthew Davis; Donnamarie Recco;
and Denise Richards
Phase 4 Films
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Some literary critics hold that puns
and double entendres are the lowest form of humor. Maybe
so, because a pun is an ambiguity that is cheap way of
communicating and a double entendre is an ambiguity that
features an “indelicate” interpretation. Yet
Shakespeare’s plays are loaded with both. Even the
title Much Ado About Nothing would be better
understood in the Bard’s own day because the word
“nothing was then a slang word for a woman’s
genitals. The porn industry these days utilizes titles
that more often than not are double entendres (Debbie
Does Dallas). The title of director Julie Davis's
Finding Bliss is a double entendre with the two
meanings being extreme pleasure and the name of a leading
character in the film.
Before directing Finding Bliss,”
Davis helmed Amy’s Orgasm, which told the
a story about a 29-year-old self-help author who falls
for a radio shock-jock with a reputation for hitting on
his guests. Amy’s Orgasm may have been
be inspired by Davis’s life, but Finding Bliss
is even more closely autobiographical. Davis at one point
worked for the Playboy Channel. Her job was to edit adult
films, to turn hard-core porn into a classier, soft core
version. Her alter ego in this film, Jody Balaban, is
an Ivy-League grad who takes top honors for a student
film, then attends graduate school determined to become
a major film-maker (if only she could contact Garry Marshall),
but ends up directing traffic on a studio backlot. She
hits the jackpot when she gets a call from Kristen Johnston’s
character, Irene Fox (not necessarily a double entendre),
who runs Grind, a soft-core porn film company.
Leelee Sobieski plays the the principal
role. Sobieski is a young, accomplished performer with
a distinct way of speaking excitedly and ending her sentences
abruptly. Her Jody Balaban is in one sense more naïve
then one would expect in these times, perhaps because
she’s a nice Jewish girl whose parents, Debra (Caroline
Aaron) and Alan (Tim Bagley) brought her up as such. Desperate
for a job that could get her noticed by the major powers
of Hollywood, she reluctantly agrees to edit porn films
directed by Jeff Drake (Matthew Davis). In this job she
, gets to know the performers such as Dick Harder (Jamie
Kennedy) and of course Bliss, an actress whose name is
deliberately hidden for reasons that later become clear.
She justifies working for these alleged low-lifes because
she uses the equipment and the actors to make arthouse
fare at night, the performers working the double shift
without pay because they too want to break into mainstream
cinema.
Finding Bliss is briskly edited,
sometimes coming across like a video production, which
could be Julie Davis’s intention. The story has
a copout ending, a sentimental one since Jeff, the good-looking
director who is lusted over by the women in his casts,
is someone other than he at first appears. Sobieski dominates
the proceedings (no double entendre intended) in a film
that looks more kindly than most on the porn industry,
though it would be a hard sell (no double entendre intended)
in Pakistan.
A fun picture with no pretensions.
Rated R. 96 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online
Nicholas
Stoller's
Get Him to the Greek
Opens Friday, June 4, 2010
Written By: Nicholas Stoller
Starring: Jonah Hill; Russell Brand; Rose Byrne; Elisabeth
Moss; Sean ‘P. Didy’ Combs.
Universal Pictures
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
You’d think that a rock star would
be eager to play at the famous Greek Theater in L.A.,
especially when his career is in the toilet thanks to
a racist video he made in Africa, a video which was voted
the worst of the decade and the biggest insult to the
continent since apartheid. But Aldous Snow (Russell Brand)
is too busy getting drunk and drugged to care. Sergio
Roma (Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs), honcho of a New
York record company, is eager to get Aldous back on the
wagon and bring in some money for his firm. Strangely
enough, he picks an overweight, nerdy, basically shy executive
with the firm, Aaron Green (Jonah Hill)—whose scruffy
appearance (three-day hair on the face, crumby shirts
with a tie a few inches down)—to go to London, meet
the rocker, and get him to the Greek theater for a sold-out,
tenth anniversary concert. Get Him to the Greek
is essentially a road-and-buddy movie, the sort that allows
the audience to see a number of skits, each of which could
be independent of the story. Greek is a film
that is played for vulgar humor throughout. What might
get Aunty Bess in Oklahoma City to run for the exit, might
strike fans of producer Judd Apatow as one of his mildest
creations. Despite the frequent use of the “f”
word, the movie does not even have a nude scene, and the
sentimental parts—Aaron’s worries that he
is losing his doctor girlfriend Daphne and Aldous’s
late confession that despite his adoring fans, he is lonely—would
appear to come from another movie if this were truly an
off-the-wall, no-holds-barred invitation to anarchy.
Russell Brand and Jonah Hill carry the
film on their backs (and other body parts); they play
characters who learn to respect and like each other despite
their distinct personalities and contrasting motivations.
The situation is hairy for most of the movie since Aldous
is a party animal with a stable of willing women, a love
for the bottle and for Horse, which makes him far less
conscious of the passing of time than his would-be mentor.
A spin-off from the director’s
Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which featured Jason
Segel in the role now inhabited by Jonah Hill and Russell
Brand as the rocker who steals the poor guy’s girl,
Get Him to the Greek is obviously influenced
by its producer, Judd Apatow. As with Sarah Marshall,
this release is directed by Nicholas Stoller, his second
time in the director’s chair. Greek features
some scenes that work splendidly and one that should have
been cut from the story altogether. The most fetching
episode occurs right in the beginning, honing in on Aldous
with his girlfriend Jackie (Rose Byrne) performing a song
that satirizes humanitarian gestures, one which is filmed,
as Aldous states, “in Rwanda or Zimbabwe or one
of those.” The most embarrassing vista occurs in
Vegas. Despite Aaron’s worries that they may miss
their flight to L.A., he is forced to accede to the rocker’s
demand that they stop in Vegas to visit Aldous’s
dad, Jonathan (Colm Meaney). The obligatory strip club
finds the duo picking up a couple of tarts after watching
the lap dance, which is fine. But the bedlam that ensues
when father and son engage in a physical conflict, trashing
the room, is unfunny to the point of discomfiture. It
is interesting, however, that the most embarrassing scene
in the filim does not involve nudity or vulgar language.
Diddy steals every scene he is in as
the boss who pressures his man relentlessly to get Aldous
to the Greek after treating his team of workers to the
kind of meeting we all wish we had with our bosses rather
than the dull blather that we put up with. There’s
a fine parody of MTV and there’s a cute episode
at the airport where Aldous agrees to go ahead with the
plan only if Aaron would hide some heroin in his butt.
As a Judd Apatow production, Get Him to the Greek
is a middling affair, somewhere between the apex of the
producer’s Knocked Up and his nadir, Talladega
Nights.
Rated R. 109 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Daniel Alfredson's
The Girl Who Played With Fire (Flickan som lekte med
elden)
Opens Friday, July 2, 2010
Written By: Jonas Frykberg from Stieg
Larsson’s novel
Starring: Noomi Rapace; Michael Nyquvist; Lena Endre;
Sofia Ledarp; Georgi Staykov; Peter Andersson; and Micke
Spreitz
Music Box Films
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Lisbeth Salander (Noomi Rapace) has
a boatload of psychological problems, but nobody can accuse
her of having an Oedipal conflict. She does not see her
mother as an obstacle to her dad’s love at all.
Instead she hates her father with a passion. Is there
evidence for this? Well, yes, there is some, the fact
that at the age of twelve she doused dad with petrol and
lit a match, turning him into a human torch. Not one to
give unconditional love to his daughter, her dad responds
in kind, determined to kill his little Goth gal. The
Girl Who Played With Fire offers us in the audience
a brief look at what happened in the first part of novelist
Stieg Larsson trilogy, but still, it helps if you’ve
seen The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, which is
more intense than this second episode, perhaps because
this second time around we are already familiar with Lisbeth,
a true individual whose nose rings and huge tattoo alert
us to her feminist agenda. She’s after men who hate
women. They’re after the woman who hates men who
hate women. Thus we have a thinking person’s thriller
with some of the elements of Hollywood blockbusters (car
chases, fire, explosions, bizarre characters) but still
comes to us as distinct from the generic American-style
action-adventure pics.
What separates Fire from blockbusters
like Knight and Day is the dialogue: thoughtful,
authentic, using a wide vocabulary. Fire is a
film in which what people say is even more involving than
the adrenaline-raising physicality. There is a seven-foot
tall villain (Micke Spreitz) in Fire (think of
Jaws in the James Bond episode The Spy Whi
Loved Me) who has a genetic disorder that some of
us wish we had: he cannot feel pain. Punch him in the
head, give him the taser treatment that was so effective
in Part One, forget it. He shrugs his opponents off, though
in one case he should have checked that his victim was
dead before walking away. In this last regard, Fire
apes the convention found in adventure movies wherein
the villain could have won the day but loses because he
talks too much to his victims instead of getting right
into the shooting, maiming and strangling.
The action takes place one year after
crusading journalist Mikael Blomkvist (Michael Nyqvist)
has seen Lisbeth. Having successfully vindicated himself
(after a prison sentence) for libel by proving the case
against a gun-runner, he is now in pursuit of a story
of sex slavery. Hookers, some underage, are being transported
from Eastern Europe and Thailand into Sweden. When a fellow
journalist pursuing the story is found murdered, Lisbeth
is suspected since her prints are on the gun, which prompts
Mikael, apparently Lisbeth’s only friend, to prove
her innocence by exposing the real killers.
We learn more about Mikael than we did
during the first episode. He has a sexual relationship
with Erika (Lena Endre), a fellow journalist and must
live with the accusation by police agents that he is nothing
but an amateur gumshoe who should leave the cop stuff
to those trained for the profession. For her part, Lisbeth
is less interesting this time as she has given up her
nose rings (but not her tattoo), and is no longer tattooing
villains with their sexual piggery and perversion, though
she threatens one man that if removes the lettering on
his torso, she will put her Jane Hancock on his forehead.
Daniel Alfredson’s direction is
more straightforward than Niels Arden Oplev’s: not
so many extreme close-ups nor does Alfredson do as much
to show Sweden as a place that foreign tourists might
like to visit. We’re told to wait until mid-October
for a celluloid adaptation of the third episode, The
Girl Who Kicked the Hornets's Nest, at which point
we may learn what gave Lisbeth the idea for that tattoo
provided that she survives the torment that she faced
in this second installment.
Rated R. 129 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online
Darko Lungulov’s
Here & There
Opens Friday, May 14, 2010
Quad Cinema
Reviewed at the 2009 Tribeca Film
Festival by Frank J. Avella
Eerily reminiscent of last year’s
indie hit, The Visitor, Darko Lungulov’s
sweet and evocative film Here & There, centers
on Robert, a likeable yet misanthropic loner played by
the perfectly brittle David Thornton, who is being tossed
out of his apartment and forced to stay with a very bitchy
Cyndi Lauper. While moving out of his place, he strikes
up an unlikely business relationship with the mover, Branko
(an excellent Branislav Trifunovic), who seems to have
the solution to Robert’s financial woes.
Robert agrees to fly to Serbia and marry
Branko’s girlfriend so she can attain a “fiancé
visa” so they can live together in America. But
Robert's life permanently changes when he meets and falls
in love with Branko’s lovely mother, Olga (Mirjana
Karanovic, the film’s heart). The movie crosscuts
the back and forth (here and there) of Branko’s
difficulties in the U.S. with Robert and Olga’s
atypical courtship in Serbia.
What would normally be seen as predictable
material is transformed into a fascinating character study
by writer/director Lungulov and the actors take it to
an even greater level of originality.
Lauper’s character is only seen
briefly at the beginning of the film which is a shame
because she’s makes an indelible impression. We
do get to hear her sing the terrific title song as the
end credits roll.
Quad Cinema | 34 West 13th Street |
New York, NY 10011
(212) 255-8800

Kevin Asch's
Holy Rollers
Opens Friday, May 21, 2010
Written By: Antonio Macia
Starring: Jesse Eisenberg; Justin Bartha; Ari Graynor;
Danny A. Abeckaser; Mark Ivanir; and Elizabeth Marvel
First Independent Pictures
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
People of Middle-Eastern descent have
regularly protested racial profiling at airports; they
are stopped by customs authorities as though they were
all members of Al Queda. As a result and to compensate
for the perception of racial profiling, customs authorities
now stop little old ladies in tennis sneakers as though
these grandmothers have sinister plans for Grand Central
Station or the Empire State Building. Maybe stopping the
least likely suspects is a good idea. After all, what’s
to stop our enemies from sneaking explosives into the
luggage of the most innocent looking people, or even masquerading
themselves as 90-year-olds with canes? And not so long
ago, this idea was put into play when a group involved
in smuggling Ecstasy pills from Amsterdam to New York,
hired Hasidic men to carry contraband in their fur hats
and large sums of money in their luggage.
The dramatization that Kevin Asch gives
to this actual event with a partly fictionalized script
is a trip, so to speak. Holy Rollers features
an astonishingly good performance from Jesse Eisenberg
as a Hasid-turned-rogue, an innocent who is corrupted
by the mean world outside the traditional Hasidic Brooklyn
nabes of Boro Park, Williamsburg and the Lower East Side.
If you live in Brooklyn as I do, the movie takes on even
more emotional resonance, but you certainly don’t
have to be Jewish to appreciate the humor, the haimishness
of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish community, and ultimately
the tragic paths that some young people take because they
are more interested in money than in “being close
in God’s presence.” (The term “Hashem”
is frequently used by the rabbi as the actual Hebrew word
for God is not used except in a synagogue service or in
prayer at home; never in a movie.)
Jesse Eisenberg is a wise choice to
play Sam Gold, a role calls him to move from the innocence
of Eden to the evils of Sodom. He chalked up a similar
role in Solitary Man, which opens on the same
day. In Solitary, Eisenberg plays a nerdy college
sophomore who is mentored by Michael Douglas’s character
in the ways to get women.
Holy Rollers takes place in 1998, with Eisenberg’s
role anchoring the picture as the son of the owner (Mark
Ivanir) of a wholesale fabric store, a boss who is not
particularly interested in money but is very much concerned
about doing the right thing by God. Young Sam Gold, a
shy fellow who is introduced to a prospective bride (in
an excellent depiction of what happens on a “first
date”), is to part ways with his dad and with the
Jewish community when he is seduced into a drug smuggling
ring by an Israeli dealer who uses Hasidim as mules. Sam
is brought into the racket by his older brother, Yosef
(Justin Bartha), then introduced to Jackie Solomon (Danny
A. Abeckaser) who is the rep in Amsterdam and to the latter’s
party-loving girl, Rachel (Ari Graynor), who resembles
a young Barbra Streisand. Sam also brings his best friend,
Leon (Jason Fuchs), into the scheme.
As Sam becomes more worldly, going from
refusing to shake Rachel’s hand to kissing her passionately,
later cutting his payes to resemble the look of a secular
Jew, the tightly-knit community spreads rumors, resulting
in the young man’s ostracism.
Photographer Ben Kutchins contrasts
the open society of Amsterdam with its legal prostitution
trade against the scruffy New York neighborhood that is
home to the Hasidic community. Cosmopolitan Europe, the
party scene, the Ecstasy pills, all drag Sammy into the
rat-race but not without causing a battle royal within
Sam’s mind. Like Piper Kerman, the principal character
in the memoir Orange is the New Black, a woman
who is not aware that she has crossed the line into illegal
money laundering, Sam is pulled step by step into the
underworld, gaining a small fortune in a short time but
losing his soul.
See the movie: it’s is a mitzvah.
Rated R. 89 minutes. © 2010 by Harvey Karten Member:
NY Film Critics Online

Luca Guadagnino'a
I Am Love (Io sono l’amore)
Opens Friday, June 18, 2010
Written By: Luca Guadagnino, Barbara
Alberti, Ivan Cotroneo, Walter Fasano, from Guadagnino’s
story
Starring: Tilda Swinton; Flavio Parenti; Edoardo Gabbriellini;
Alba Rohrwacher; Pippo Delbono
Magnolia Pictures
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Food takes a prominent role in I
Am Love, Sicilian-born Luca Guadagnino’s film
that highlights his favorite actress, Tilda Swinton. Guadagnino
is not well known in these parts, though he did make an
English-language movie eleven years ago entitled The
Protagonists, which told the story of an Italian
film crew that goes to London and is led to a story about
a murder that took place years earlier. This time he contributes
an Italian melodrama that is impressive more for its photography
than its spare dialogue. Pictures of elaborately-prepared
food such as a Russian fish soup are not only mouth-watering
for the audience: they lead the principal character into
a convention-subverting romance with a man a quarter century
younger than she.
More significant than food, however,
is that I Am Love (with almost all dialogue in
Italian with a smattering of English and Russian) is about
cages, albeit luxurious cages. The film tells the story
of a woman with a mid-life crisis. She has traveled from
one cage, pre-Brezhnev Soviet Union, entering another
cage where she now lives as an outsider in an upper-middle-class
household in Milan.
Tilda Swinton in the role of Emma Recchi
is living the life of an aristocrat, having been swept
off her Russian feet by her rich industrialist husband,
Tancredi (Pippo Delbono), who has just received title
to the textile firm from his aging father, Edoardo Recchi
Sr. (Gabriele Ferzetti). He is to share the running of
the business with his son, Edoardo (Flavio Parenti). The
conversation at a formal dinner involves teasing Edoardo’s
loss in an athletic competition to a chef, Antonio (Edoardo
Gabbriellini), with whom Edoardo is to open a restaurant
in Sanremo.
In the melodramatic style best captured
by the works of Douglas Sirk (whose All That Heaven
Allows deals with a love between an upper-class widow
and a much younger nurseryman), Emma, stifling under the
roof of her Italian businessman husband who has no time
for her, becomes attracted to her son’s would-be
partner, the much younger Antonio. The affair causes her
husband to be disgusted: the family disapproves as well,
with the exception of her daughter, Elisabetta (Alba Rohrwacher).
In fact I Am Love posits the influence that a
daughter can have with her mother, since Elisabetta is
a free-spirited woman who comes out of the closet, telling
her fully-accepting mother that she is in love with a
woman.
Cinephiles are not surprised to hear
that Tilda Swinton gives an excellent performance, as
she did so exquisitely in Sally Potter’s Orlando,
a film in which she is commanded by Queen Elizabeth I
to stay young forever and does just that, moving through
the centuries, even changing her sex. In this film, Swinton
captures the dialect of a Russian living in Italy, the
British-born actress giving a stunning job pronouncing
Italian with a Russian accent.
Photographer Yorick Le Saux is inventive
with his cameras, alternating long shots with extreme
close-ups including photographs of bees, a bird, a grasshopper,
and during the scenes of lovemaking between Emma and Antonio.
Real-life chef Carlo Cracco is the behind-the-scenes alter-ego
of Antonio, producing the food that in one scene appears
early orgasmic to Emma, while American-born composer John
Adams provides a mostly jazzy score that elevates the
fast-moving, obligatory climax.
I Am Love played at Sundance,
unusual for a film that does not deal with BlackBerry-addicted
American twenty-somethings; it is more the kind of production
that would fit in well with the New York Film Festival.
Slow-moving, I Am Love is not for everyone, as
despite its melodramatic flourishes it is delivered with
class, patiently building its characters to give us a
solid understanding of who they are.
Unrated. 120 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Christopher Nolan's
Inception
Opens Friday, July 16, 2010
Written By: Christopher Nolan
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ellen
Page, Ken Watanabe, Dileep Rao, Cillian Murphy, Tom Berenger,
Marion Cottillard, Pete Postlethwaite, Michael Caine,
Lukas Haas
Warner Bros.
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Anyone who doesn’t think dreams
are one of the most mysterious and thrilling aspects of
life must be on Provigil.
The most exciting element of dreams is that they are not
put into your head by an outside force: You write the
script, you do the filming, the editing, and chances are
you have a knack for the surreal. It’s no wonder
that much of art, literature, the movies and theater are
motivated by the dreams of artists. And who better to
illustrate the drama of the dream than the director of
Memento, a film that tells the story of a
man with short-term memory loss who tries to to
find his wife’s killer while relying on notes and
tattoos?
Inception is both an actioner
and a picture eager to mess with our brains—in the
same way that our own brains do when we’re asleep.
Since a dream that actually lasts five minutes could involve
an hour’s worth of activity, Christopher Nolan affords
us sufficient time, almost two and one-half hours, challenging
us to play close attention because…blink…and
you’ve lost the thread.
The trouble with Inception
is that there is scarcely a thread involved. In other
words Inception violates the fundamental precept
of visual and print entertainment, the “tell-me-a-story”
idea that has fascinated us ever since mommy or daddy
read from the Golden Book or, even better, made up a tale
with a consistent piece of yarn running through it—which
may just be why they sometimes call a story a yarn.
Nolan is so busy putting forth up to
four separate yarns that he hopes to weave into a whole
that at least some in the audience are prompted to wonder:
“What is that there for? Why are people shooting
at each other in Canada’s snow-capped mountains?
Why the car crashes?”
The plot revolves around a job that
a major corporate businessman, Saito (Ken Watanabe) gives
to Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio), the latter known as an extricator,
one who can peer into the Freudian unconscious (here called
subconscious) and know what the person is thinking. This
time he must use his talent for the first time at inception.
He must actually put ideas into the dream world of one
Robert Fischer Jr. (Cillian Murphy), the putative heir
to a major corporation run by Fischer's father, Maurice
Fischer (Pete Postlethwaite). The goal is to break up
the company which is competing with Saito’s. After
giving Cobb a test, which is thrown at the audience immediately
without even a roll of the credits or the title, he hires
Cobb who then picks staff including Ariadne (Ellen Page),
a brilliant student of architecture; Eames (Tom Hardy),
a forger; and Yusuf (Dileep Rao), a chemist to provide
the drug to enable multiple people to share different
dream states. In return for planting lethal ideas into
the head of the competition, Saito promises to smooth
the way for Cobb, a fugitive thought to have murdered
his wife, to return home to the United States. Cobb’s
principal motive is to get back to his two small children
and, in fact, while carrying out his job, he is regularly
interrupted—that is, his dreams are interrupted—by
memories of his wife, Mal (Marion Cotillard).
This film can be compared to The
Thirteenth Floor, a film which tells the story of
the murder of the owner of a multi-billion dollar computer
enterprise, the inventor of a virtual reality simulator.
The difference is that Floor's director, Josef
Rusnak, never loses sight of the need for a comprehensible
story, one that can be figured out by the time the end
credits come up. What gives Inception its status
as the movie to see this summer is not its story, certainly
not its silly dialogue, but rather its visual effects,
stunts, production design and view of the world on four
continents including locations in Japan, Morocco, England,
Los Angeles, and Calgary, Canada. The view of the city
of Paris folding in on itself is perhaps the most awe-inspiring
effect, an event that finds Cobb telling his sidekick
architect, Ariadne, that there’s nothing to worry
about: t’s all part of our dream.
Some original concepts are thrown at
us, like the idea of limbo, into which a dreamer can be
caught and remain for decades if he doesn’t take
care, and the power of memory of a loved one who has died
and who intrudes on dreams that have been designed strictly
for business. The romantic scenes between Mal and Cobb
are barely comprehensible as are those depicting the repetitive
gunfights and explosions on the snowy mountains. Joseph
Gordon-Levitt enjoys his role as Arthur, the point man
who takes care of details and enjoys floating around hallways
as if he were the second man on the moon.
Calderón de la Barca, the great
Spanish playwright, may be smiling in his grave. His classic
play, Life is a Dream, expresses this idea: “What
is life? A frenzy. What is life? A fiction. A shadow,
an illusion…For all of life is a dream, And dreams
are nothing but dreams.” However, simply issuing
up one dream after another, with dreams OF dreams, may
be carried out successfully if you have enough money to
throw at the screen. What’s most important, though,
is narrative: the production team appears to have forgotten
the mandate, “Tell me a story.”
Rated PG-13. 148 minutes. © 201

Ricki Stern and
Annie Sundberg's
Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
Opens Friday, June 11, 2010
Starring: Joan Rivers
Reviewed by Wendy R. Williams
at the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival
Joan Rivers is a comic icon; at
the age of seventy six, she is still working with the
same determination that drove her from a childhood in
Westchester through college at Barnard to becoming the
first female guest host of The Tonight Show.
I did not say that Rivers
was a beloved comic icon. That would be impossible. Rivers
has tried too hard, fighting her way to the top by clawing
up the backs of anyone who was in her way. Rivers has
worked like a dog to develop her act. She can be excruciatingly
funny but IMO looses the ability to be beloved when she
attacks Elizabeth Taylor and jokes that if her daughter
had shown the full monty when she posed for Playboy,
she would have made more money, money they supposedly
needed.
Ricki Stern and Annie Sundberg's
Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work show all sides of
Rivers. We see a lady who willingly flies to the midwest
at the crack of dawn to perform at an Indian Reservation
casino that I have never heard of. We see her feverish
desire to win Donald Trump's The Celebrity Apprentice
(she did). The film also shows Joan's love of glamour
with scenes set in her palace-like apartment. (Supporting
her apartment alone, will mandate that Rivers never retire.)
There are many poignant
scenes such as the one where Rivers states that since
the sixties, someone has always sent a limousine to pick
her up. The scenes where Rivers is working with her makeup
artists are especially evocative. Rivers is the product
and the product must be polished to perfection. (She looks
damn good.)
Stephen Sondheim was thinking
about women like Rivers when he wrote "I'm Still
Here": "Good times and bum times, I've seen
them all and, my dear
I'm still here. Plush velvet sometimes, Sometimes just
pretzels and beer, But I'm here..."
A Piece of Work shows
Rivers in all her warts and glory, aptly depicting River's
obsession with all things superficial like celebrity and
beauty but also inspiring the viewer with Rivers determination
and drive. And when she isn't throwing someone under the
bus, the lady is f'ing funny.
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Lisa Cholodenko
The Kids Are All Right
Opens Friday, July 9, 2010
Written By: Lisa Cholodenko, Stuart
Blumberg
Cast: Julianne Moore; Annette Bening; Mark Ruffalo; Mia
Wasikowska; and Josh Hutcherson
Focus Features
Reviewed by Frank J. Avella
Many film journalists are blogging about
what a dearth of Oscar contenders there are so far in
2010. They argue that The Hurt Locker had already
been released by this time last year. So, in their limited
minds, it will be nearly impossible for the Academy to
select 10 worthy Best Picture nominations, blah-blah-blah!
Shut up is what I want to shout.
We’ve had a couple of terrific
films already released: Shutter Island and Winter’s
Bone with Get Low and Nowhere Boy
on the horizon (both feature great acting performances).
Mid-month we get Inception, which has amazing
word-of-mouth.
And now, finally, we have the best film
of 2010 so far -- sure to nab a spot in the coveted AMPAS
top 10, not to mention at least three acting nods, a directing
nod (to another female) and a script mention – Lisa
Cholodenko’s The Kids Are All Right.
Universal without compromising it’s
story and characters, real without being exclusionary,
Kids is that rarity, a master blend of comedy and
drama that makes you laugh hysterically right before you’re
sucker punched into feeling anger and sadness.
Cholodenko’s previous credits
include the indie hit High Art and the underrated
Laurel Canyon. Here she collaborates with a writer
of good studio fare, Stuart Blumberg (Keeping the
Faith, The Girl Next Door) and the results
are impressive indeed. And, yes, it even has a message
for the politically correct, even gays can fuck up in
a marriage. The film is landing at the perfect time.
Nic (Annette Bening) and Jules (Julianne
Moore) have the perfect lesbian relationship and the perfect
family—on the surface. The women have been together
almost twenty years and have two children, by the same
sperm donor. Joni (Mia Wasikowska), Nic’s child,
is sweet, obliging and slightly repressed. She has just
turned 18. Her brother Laser (Josh Hutcherson), Jules’
son, is a rebellious 15-year old who has been urging Joni
to contact their biological father.
Enter Paul (Mark Ruffalo), a cool, laid-back,
single restaurant owner who is, at first, apprehensive,
but soon, very excited about meeting his biological children.
Everyone seems to take to Paul, except Nic.
Things get hairy (see the film to get
the pun) when Jules is hired by Paul to landscape his
messy backyard and the two embark on a sexual affair.
The results are the stuff of terrific cinema as Cholendenko
and Blumberg map out a path that is compelling yet true
to its extraordinary characters.
I personally love how whenever a character
says: “Fuck you,” to another character in
the film, the person saying it is always leaving the room
immediately afterwards. It’s such a cowardly thing
to do, ergo so realistic.
Bening and Moore have awesome chemistry
and are so believable as a couple you actually get angry
when Moore and Ruffalo first kiss.
Bening has been doing smashing work
onscreen for two decades. This year she seared the screen
with an indelible portrayal of a mother haunted by the
child she gave up for adoption in Mother and Child.
And now she is at the top of her game with her intelligent
and mesmerizing work here. Bening’s Nic is a flawed
woman who tries her best but, often, flaunts her feelings
of superiority and uses alcohol (vino, to be precise)
to anesthetize her feelings of inadequacy and disconnect.
Bening’s Joni Mitchell moment is a perfect blend
of nostalgia and joy. And watching her face as she realizes
she’s been betrayed makes you feel like you’ve
invaded someone’s privacy and should leave the room
immediately. It’s quite possible this great actress
will finally win her long overdue Oscar.
Moore is treat to watch as Jules, the
self-admitted “fuck-up” who is much smarter
than anyone, including herself, gives her credit for being.
The way she deals with her sexual urges is howlingly hilarious
as well as heartbreaking. Since her bottomless nude scene
in Robert Altman’s brilliant Short Cuts,
Moore, more than any other actress of her generation,
has been fearless in probing her character’s sexuality.
The results here are complex and moving. And her poignant
eleventh hour monologue about marriage brought me to tears.
This film could win her a long overdue Oscar.
Wait. How can they both win Oscars?
They’re both lead actresses, aren’t they?
Yes. But if there were any justice in the world, the Academy
would find a way!
Ruffalo does some of his best work as
the manwhore Paul who finally feels something for someone
and has no clue what to do about it. You can’t help
but feel for this cad.
Hutcherson and Wasikowska are terrific
young actors with bright futures ahead of them. Each do
commendable work here.
Production values, including the wonderful
score, help the film soar.
The Kids Are All Right is about
love and family and the day-to-day struggles parents and
children face with each other. The film comes sans bullshit
contrivances. It’s relatable. It’s timely.
It’s revelatory.
And Cholendenko should join that
shortlist of women nominated for Best Director. She’s
given us a gem, certain to be one of the most celebrated
films of 2010.

Lisa Cholodenko
The Kids Are All Right
Opens Friday, July 9, 2010
Written By: Lisa Cholodenko, Stuart
Blumberg
Cast: Julianne Moore; Annette Bening; Mark Ruffalo; Mia
Wasikowska; and Josh Hutcherson
Focus Features
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose
lesbian partner may be going straight. That’s just
one of the involving themes in The Kids Are All Right,
which features a terrific cast directed with verve and
fire by Lisa Cholodenko with sharp dialogue by the director
and her co-writer, Stuart Blumberg. Cholodenko, who is
credited with a script for the TV series The L Word,
knows whereof she speaks in giving us a view of a family
whose existence might have been unknown forty years ago.
But this is a family whose two decades together might
be coming to an end as the result of a plea made by their
children.
Somewhat like two lesbian neighbors
of my own who live upstairs and have raised a pair of
adopted kids, Jules (Julianne Moore) and Nic (Annette
Bening) each has a kid of her own by artificial insemination
from the same man, Paul (Mark Ruffalo). But nobody knows
who donated the sperm and nobody appears to care until
the two children, eighteen-year-old Joni (Mia Wasikowska—who
could pass for a young Gwyneth Paltrow) and the fifteen-year-old
Laser (Josh Hutcherson) plot secretly to locate the biological
father whom they both share. When Paul agrees to meet
the pair of youngsters, it doesn’t hurt that he’s
a handsome, cool guy who rides a motorcycle and runs a
restaurant featuring organic food that he grows in his
lush garden. The entire family gets acquainted over a
meal that goes well. The kids begin hanging out with their
dad while Jules takes on a job working in the man’s
garden.
Watching Paul and Jules exchange ideas,
we in the audience can see where the relationship is going.
As improbable as it may seem to some, the two exchange
the bed of plants for the mattress in the spacious house.
Of course Jules commits an error that opens their secret
to her lover, Nic.
If the plot centers on the sexual theme, the two young
people are given ample opportunities to strut their acting
credentials. Laser turns out more seemingly nonchalant
about his biological father, though he regularly queries,
“Can I ask you something?” while Joni, who
is already privy to non-stop sexual banter from a girlfriend
her own age, would not be too opposed to the intimate
bonding of Jules and Paul, even at the risk of breaking
up the two-decades’ affair.
A subtext of the comedy-drama emerges
from the title. These kids have been brought up without
a male model in the household, but are turning out just
fine. Joni is entering an out-of-town college and Laser
is appropriately sensitive, even landing in a fight with
a male friend who wants to hurt a stray dog. The sun always
shines in the southern California of the movie’s
location, the darkness coming only in spurts as the lesbian
relationship is threatened perhaps for the first time
in the two lovers’ lives.
The film won the Teddy Award for Best
Feature at the 2010 Berlin International Film Festival.
Rated R. 104 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics

Michael Winterbottom's
The Killer Inside Me
Friday, June 18, 2010
Written By: John Curran, from
Jim Thompson’s novel
Cast: Casey Affleck, Kate Hudson, Jessica Alba, Simon
Baker, Bill Pullman, Ned Beatty, Elias Koteas
IFC Films
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
There’s an expression: “Watch
out for the quiet ones.” This can be interpreted
as: you should not trust anyone, but you should be particularly
wary of people who are so nice that you can’t help
considering them to be harmless. The Killer Inside
Me focuses on one such a nice guy, a man who does
not raise his voice, has boyish good looks, and is a deputy
sheriff to boot. But this fellow’s childhood has
made him capable of psychotic, murderous rages, and sure
enough he is responsible both directly and indirectly
for the violent deaths of six people in a small West Texas
town in the 1950’s.
Michael Winterbottom’s first wholly
American made movie, this one filmed in Oklahoma, can
be recommended only marginally in that the pacing is listless,
the suspense nowhere near cutting-edge, and some of the
dialogue is muffled. But it gives the public a taste of
the reason that novelist Jim Thompson is held in high
esteem by his fans, who can’t get enough noir from
their paperbacks. Though a movie of the same title, adapted
from the same novel, was made in 1976, scarcely anyone
screened it. (Rotten Tomatoes lists only three reviews.)
The Killer Inside Me has a
few things going for it, not the least of which is that
it not only takes place in the fifties, with an Oldsmobile
98 prominent in several scenes and the folks appropriately
costumed, but is done in the style of 1950’s films,
even with a credit “The End” at the finale.
Casey Affleck inhabits the role of Lou
Ford, a lawman who is trusted completely by his boss,
Sheriff Bob Maples (Tom Bower) who appears to consider
the lad like a son. When ordered to run Joyce Lakeland
(Jessica Alba), the local hooker, out of town, not least
because millionaire Chester Conway (Ned Beatty) wants
her out of the life of his son, Elmer (Jay R. Ferguson),
the deputy instead falls for the woman, conducting a passionate
affair, driving each night to her humble abode for her
now-complimentary services. At the same time, Lou has
a girlfriend, Amy Stanton (Kate Hudson), who believes
that she will become his wife. What is particularly interesting
about Lou Ford is that he is a psychotic in remission,
so to speak. He pretends to be just folks, a local hick
who has never been out of West Texas or on a plane, but
secretly listens to opera and reads Freud—all part
of his dead father’s legacy.
The most talked-about aspect of the
film when it played this year at Sundance and Tribeca,
is the violence. When Lou is seized with a psychotic break,
he inflicts brutal harm on women. Had he done so in the
normal way, by shooting them, there would be no critical
scandal. But he literally beats them to death, punching
them in the face, in the stomach, then kicking them when
they’re down. At the screening I attended there
were no walkouts, but at the same time there was no shortage
of groans.
Winterbottom, whose 24-hour Party
People looks as though it came from the imagination
of a different director, is sparing about the flashbacks
to Lou’s days as a twelve-year-old, nothing there
that would lead him to become so violent that in one early
scene he gratuitously burns the palm of the local bum
(Brent Boscoe), though he’s as angelic as Ted Bundy
when in polite company. He is frequently questioned by
Joe Rothman (Elias Koteas), a local union leader, and
county prosecuting attorney Howard Hendricks (Simon Baker
in a role that could be taken from his regular gig as
The Mentalist), showing no emotion that might
make them even more suspicious of him than they are.
Casey Affleck is known mostly for roles
as Virgil Malloy in the Ocean’s series,
but he can play outlaws as he did when re-enacting the
life of John Ford in The Assassination of Jesse James.
Affleck has a voice too high and raspy
to appear like a bumpkin, but he is not really miscast,
given that he is supposed to be the last person you’d
suspect of hurting a fly. While Shame On You
is on the soundtrack at the conclusion, given Lou’s
love for opera a more fitting choice would be an aria
by Siegfried and Brunnhilde in Wagner’s Götterdämerung.
Unrated. 109 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Agnès Jaoui's
Let It Rain (Parlez-moi de la pluie)
Opens Friday, June 18, 2010
Written By:
Agnès Jaou and, Jean-Pierre Bacri
Starring: Jean-Pierre
Bacri; Jamel Debbouze; Agnès Villanova; and Pascale
Arbillot
IFC Films
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Ask any sixth-grader for the definition
of “politics” and if you’re lucky you’ll
get the one-word answer, “government.” However
the term has much broader usage, which we know, since
every time we wonder how Mr. X got a job in the Y corporation
though he is clearly unqualified, the answer is “politics.”
The definition I like to use is “politics deals
with social relations with a particular focus on authority.”
Some have authority and others are subordinated. It’s
no wonder that Agnès Jaoui, the director and co-writer
of Let It Rain, anchors the story with her own
role as Agathe. Agathe is a political officeholder in
a French city three hours outside Paris who, like other
characters in the story, has a relationship of some authority
with her boyfriend. She does not employ the man: she gains
her authority over him by being so busy using her phone
and devoting herself to the next campaign that he feels
emotionally abandoned, therefore a victim. In a similar
vein, Agathe’s sister, Florence (Pascale Arbillot),
is married to a fellow who is so dependent upon her that
he resents her even reading in bed, admitting openly that
he too feels abandoned. Perhaps the greatest example of
victimhood resides in the character of Karim (Jamel Debbouze),
an French-Algerian working in a small hotel as a receptionist,
but wanting a career as a filmmaker. He believes that
his ethnicity makes people think that he is stupid.
Let It Rain is within Agnès
Jaoui’s métier. Her film, The Taste of
Others, treats the relationship between three men
and three women. In Taste as in Let It Rain,
there are no Hollywood-style climactic moments, no
thrusts and parries of one-liners. Jaoui’s Let
It Rain deals with an obese woman in her twenties
who is dependent on her father’s attention but is
ignored by him even though she is a gifted singer. Again:
no thunderous showdowns.
Let It Rain is tailor-made
for an audience that can appreciate a slice-of-life, a
look at a number of people who have problems of dependence
and feelings of victimhood. The story takes off when Agathe
Villanova (Agnès Jaoui) a feminist writer and political
officeholder, visits her childhood home in the south of
France to help her sister Florence to deal with their
dead mother’s affairs. Karim (Jamel Debbouze), the
son of Mimouna (Mimouna Hadji) who is Florence’s
long-unpaid housekeeper, asks Agathe to take part in a
TV documentary about her career and her feminist views.
Together with a self-described reporter, Michel (Jean-Pierre
Bacri, who is Jaoui’s regular scripter), they shoot
film, but their incompetence in the roles of filmmakers
cause them to miss one appointment with Agathe and, in
a more serious incident, prevent her from taking part
in a rally as their car becomes overturned ten miles from
town during a rainstorm.
For his part Michel considers himself
a victim because he has lost custody of his son. Michel
uses the camera to ask Agathe whether she believes it
fair that divorced women almost always win battles for
the children. Florence is victimized by her view that
her mother favored Agathe. As the film progresses, the
relationships deepen, the characters mesh with one another,
and the dialogue feels unforced, making the film a naturalistic
product. The performing ensemble is well-cast, the scenes
having the kind of relevance that many in the audience
will relate to. If there is any fault in the enterprise,
that would be the complete lack of climactic moments,
of a narrative that brings things to a vivid head. In
the role of Algerian hotel reception, Debbouze stands
out as the most interesting personage, a man with strong
motivations toward a career as a filmmaker who resents
the way he is generally treated by French society. The
attempt at seduction by his co-receptionist and the man’s
reaction to this attention is a small part of the movie,
but the one that is most memorable.
Unrated. 99 minutes. © 2010
by Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Gary Winick's
Letters to Juliet
Opens Friday, May 14, 2010
Written By: Tim Sullivan and Jose
Rivera
Starring: Amanda Seyfried; Vanessa Redgrave; Gael Garcia
Bernal; Franco Nero
Summit Entertainment
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Tony Bennett’s version pf, “Because
of you, there’s a song, in my heart; Because of
you, my romance, had its start…” slipped from
the Billboard top 200 some time ago. Ditto for Frank Sinatra’s
“Holding hands in the movie show, when all the lights
are low, may not be new, but I like it, how about you?”
“Because of You” and “How About You?”
were perfect for the sexually repressed, pre-pill 1950’s.
They do not reflect mainstream U.S. today. Yet Letters
to Juliet, based on a play that was written somewhere
between 1591 and 1595, reflects the ‘50’s
era in America more than our own time. This is not necessarily
a bad thing, depending on your outlook on romance. For
example, Caitlin Flanagan writes a critical book review
in the June 2010 Atlantic magazine “How girls reluctantly
endure the hookup culture.” Hookup. There’s
a word that used to mean simply getting together. Today
it means something far more intimate.
But I digress. Letters to Juliet
is the kind of movie that would go over during the days
of Doris Day pictures, when the Hollywood code did not
sanction anything about men and women in bed unless at
least one leg of each person was on the floor. Today,
it’s a dinosaur, but again: that’s not a bad
thing especially when Marco Pontecorvo, director Gary
Winick’s cameraman, gives us gorgeous views of Tuscany,
the area most tourist-visited in Italy where the building
are sepia brown, the food is beyond words, and vineyards
are vast with the promise of vintage outputs for consumption
when the time is ripe.
Tuscany is also the primary location
for Sophie (Amanda Seyfried) and Victor (Gael García
Bernal), who have gone there for a pre-honeymoon. They’re
in Verona, the city of love made popular by Shakespeare’s
Romeo and Juliet, where lovelord tourists put
notes on the wall under Juliet’s balcony albeit
with different prayers from the ones inserted through
the cracks of Jerusalem’s Western Wall. Sophie is
a fact-checker for The New Yorker magazine, reporting
to Bobby (Oliver Platt), her editor. But she wants to
be a writer, not a fact-checker, and gets her chance in
and around Verona as she pens a short story based on her
personal experience with an older woman, Claire (Vanessa
Redgrave) and Claire’s devoted grandson, Charlie
(Christopher Egan).
Claire at sixty-five years of age is
a romantic as well as Claire, having traveled to Verona
at the behest of Sophie, who had written her a reply to
a note written in 1957 by Claire at the age of fifteen
expressing her love for Lorenzo Bartolini (Franco Nero).
Believing in destiny, Sophie hopes, upon meeting Claire,
that she can track down the Lorenzo Bartolini fifty years
later, which is a problem when there are seventy-four
guys with that name in the area.
Some of the comedy is mined by the strange
characters who have that name, with Claire’s praying
that each one is not the Mr. Right of her dreams. No doubt,
she hopes that real Lorenzo is still alive and that he
owns a large vineyard and will meet her while riding right
up to her on his horse. The central theme, though, is
the mismatch between Sophie and her fiancé, the
latter so enthusiastic about his plan to open a New York
restaurant that he ignores her in Verona while he traipses
around the area on his own looking for supplies to take
back to his restaurant. In fact, when Victor disappears
to look for truffles and wine auctions, Sophie spends
a good deal of time with Claire and Charlie. We know that
a new love is blooming when we watch the snobbish Charlie—who
can’t believe that a young woman who says “awesome”
and Omigod” in the same sentence—is a college
graduate.
One critic sniffs that the movie “lacks
[a] credible relationship with the real world.”
In wonder what he’d think of a play that presents
a woman who is given a drug by a man of the cloth to put
her into a coma for 42 hours. When her main squeeze sees
her, he thinks she is dead and takes poison himself. The
girl wakes up and, seeing her lover really dead, she stabs
herself with his dagger.
Shakespeare’s reputation is safe.
Letters to Juliet does not threaten the Bard,
and may even encourage people to read the play on their
Kindles. (Yeah, right.) Instead, Gary Winick’s rom-com
is solid TV fare with a pleasant enough script by Tim
Sullivan and Jose Rivera and a great product placement
for both The New Yorker and Tuscany.
Rated PG. 101 minutes. ©
2010 by Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Taylor Hackford
Love Ranch
Opens June 30, 2010
Written By:
Mark Jacobson
Starring: Helen Mirren; Joe Pesci; and Sergio Peris-Mancheta
E1 Entertainment
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
The most precious physical demonstration
of love is probably a kiss. In fact unless you pay extra,
hookers will likely deny you the privilege. So to call
a bordello a “love ranch,” is a stretch. But
as a viewer watches watch Taylor Hackford’s film
and see the celebratory spirits of customers and hookers
on one New Year’s Eve during the 1970s, you may
get the idea that maybe there is some real love between
customers and their human toys after all.
The picture itself, which is said to
be inspired by a true story, is situated in Reno, Nevada
at the first legal brothel in state, one which is so new
that a Bible-thumping church group has put a referendum
on the ballot to make the love nest once again illegal.
Hackford and scripter Mark Jacobson treat the picket-carrying
men and women outside the gate like a bunch a killjoys
(which they are). But all is not rosy in this tale, which
begins as a high-spirited comedy, but concludes on the
dark side.
Hackford, well-known for such films
as An Officer and a Gentleman starring Richard
Gere and Devil’s Advocate starring Al Pacino,
cast Helen Mirren (Hackford's wife) and Joe Pesci in the
roles of Love Ranch co-owners Grace Botempo and Charlie
Botempo, with Grace in the role of the Madam and Charlie
as the businessman who gets some action on the side with
his staff.
Charlie seems to have the town of Reno sewed up, fooling
the IRS with a false set of books and keeping the town
sheriff on his informal payroll. We don’t wonder
that he smokes a hundred-dollar bill at the ranch’s
New Year’s party and hands over a tidy sum to Armando
Bruza (Sergio Peris-Mencheta), an Argentinian boxer for
whom Charlie is trying to arrange a fight with Muhammad
Ali. Though Bruza is a celebrity in his native Buenos
Aires, he settles into the love ranch to train for an
upcoming fight. Bruza is a man whose looks and South-American
charm bring the weary Gloria back to life. What’s
surprising is that Bruza, though considerably younger
than Gloria, has fallen for her and wants to take her
away from her corrupt ranch and undeserving husband.
Joe Pesci, under an Oliver-Platt-like
rug that looks like a motorcycle helmet, displays magnetism
as a crooked, ex-con businessman with dealings in prostitution
and prizefighting. He is the kind of man who uses his
wife for material gain without showing the kind of love
she is now getting from the pugilist.
For her part Helen Mirren (a London-born academy award
winner and an accomplished performer in such films as
her title role in The Queen) is radiant, displaying
more class than any of her hooker employees—some
of whom we get to know as individuals.
The prizefight scene looks authentic in a movie that appears
to spare no expense, not surprising since E1 Entertainment,
Formerly Koch Entertainment, is the largest indie music,
TV and film distributor in North America.
Look for the Madrid-born Sergio Peris-Mancheta to compete,
perhaps with Mickey Rourke, for future roles for he is
an actor with thirty-two films and TV episodes on his
résumé.
Not Yet Rated R. 117 minutes. ©
2010 by Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online
Stéphane Brizé's
Mademoiselle Chambon
Opens Friday, May 28, 2010
Written By:
Stéphane Brizé and Florence Vignon, from
Eric Holder’s novel
Starring: Vincent Lindon; Sandrine Kiberlain; Aure Atika;
Jean-Marc Thibault; and Arthur Le Houérou
Lorber Films
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
The thing that elevates this simple
story of normal people living in a small French town is
exceptional acting, a beautiful music score, and dialogue
that we can believe in. The director's respect for the
audiences is evidenced by the long takes and halting conversations.
But if you saw director Stéphane Brizé’s
2005 feature Je ne suis pas là pas là
pour être aimé, you would expect no
more.
Jean (Vincent Lindon) anchors the story,
playing the role of a construction worker about fifty
years old (Lindon is 49 in real life) who lives a conventional
life with his polite and studious young son, Jérémy
(Arthur Le Houérou), his wife, Anne Marie (Aure
Atika) who works in a factory, and his eighty-year-old
dad (Jean-Marc Thibault) whom he visits regularly, washing
the man’s feet while he’s there. In other
words Jean is a responsible, hard-working guy, but one
who has missed out on a liberal education. He’s
about to discover what’s missing in his life when
he confers with his boy’s primary school teacher,
Véronique Chambon (Sandrine Kiberlain), is encouraged
by her to come to her apartment to fix her defective windows,
and after requesting that she play a “tune”
on her violin, he hears her play a piece by the Hungarian
composer Ferenc von Vecsey. Music hath charm: if the less-educated
Jean finds it difficult to converse with the cultured
young woman with words, the strains of the violin become
the universal language. Overcome by emotion and ill-equipped
to express it, he finds excuses to visit her, even to
invite Véronique to his home to play for his extended
family at his dad’s eightieth birthday party.
If the character of Jean (who, entre
nous looks like a borscht-belt comedian) is explored by
Brizé and Florence Vignon’s script from Eric
Holder’s novel, the title character is likewise
considered, though happily Brizé allows us in the
audience to do much of the work. Chambon is a disappointed
woman, resisting the possibility of romance with a married
man because she believes that will be yet another failed
attempt at happiness. She plays the violin well, but is
not good enough to make a career of it, which is why she
is teaching primary school and quite successful at her
job. For his part Jean is content enough as a builder,
though once he sees what is missing in his life, he is
like a weak swimmer who finds himself in the deep end
of a swimming pool.
Hesitations abound on both sides; both
are good people. Jean has an argument with his wife over
nothing much, the only time he raises his voice, as though
seeking an excuse to leave her and run away with Chambon.
Chambon seems unable to settle down anywhere, seeking
teaching jobs for only a year at a stretch, leaving schools
even where she’s happy. Ultimately Jean must decide
whether to throw away his conventional life and take a
big risk, one which would involve leaving his wife, his
son, and his soon-to-be-born child for an adventure that
might afford him a less limited role in life. The ensemble
is tops, though there is little chance that a movie of
this nature would find a large audience that would include
construction workers as well as those who are privileged
with a broad, liberal education.
Unrated. 101 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten. Member: NY Film Critics Online

Jean-Pierre Jeunet’s
Micmacs
Opens Friday, June 4, 2010
Written By: Jean-Pierre Jeunet
and Guillaume Laurant
Starring: Dany Boon; André Dussollier; Nicolas
Marie; Jean-Pierre Marielle; Yolande Moreau; Julie Ferrier;
Omar Sy; Dominique Pinon; and Michel Cremades
Sony Pictures Classics
Reviewed by Frank J. Avella a the 9th
Tribeca Film Festival
Fresh from the insanely delightful and
maddeningly wonky head of French film director Jean-Pierre
Jeunet, who is responsible for Amélie,
A Very Long Engagement, Delicatessen,
The City of Lost Children as well as Alien:
Resurrection, this brazen satire takes aim at the
arms industry and, mostly, blows it to smithereens!
This typically surreal Jeunet gem does
not have the intensely frenetic narrative of some of his
other films and is a bit more confusing but the payoff
is worth the wait.
Dany Boon splendidly embodies our loon
of a hero, Bazil, who has the worst luck with weapons.
First his dad is blown to bits by a land mine and then
he is shot in the head with a bullet meant for someone
else. The latter plot twist renders him homeless and he
is taken in by a group of lunatic misfits. The ensuing
comedy is admirably black and true to Jeunet form.
As with all Jeunet flicks, the production
design is top-notch within the bizarre milieu created.
Micmacs is a bit convoluted, the characters are
a bit too broadly drawn and the politics can bit slightly
didactic, but the world he creates is remarkably riveting.

Reed Cowan & Steven
Greenstreet's
8: The Mormon Proposition
Opens Friday, May 18, 2010
Reviewed by Frank J. Avella at the
2010 Newfest Film Festival
So many documentaries are made lately
that take on so many just and worthy causes (as well as
subject matter that isn’t all that interesting or
important), but sometimes the filmmaking can be shoddy
and the presentation didactic and preachy.
The best documentaries inform, educate
and attempt to illuminate. Occasionally, one comes along
that exposes hard truths and has the potential to galvanize
its audience and urge change.
8: The Mormon Proposition is
a vital and important film for anyone who cares about
civil rights (specifically, gay rights) and the separation
of church and state.
Reed Cowan (along with co-director Steven
Greenstreet) painstakingly depicts the David vs. Goliath
(self-ironically the production company’s name)
story of the ongoing fight to legalize gay marriage vs.
the tremendous power of the Mormon Church—financial
and otherwise.
Narrated by Dustin Lance Black, the
film examines Prop 8--the California measure that basically
decimates the California Supreme Court decision giving
gays the right to marry, in essence taking the right away—and
how early polls showed Californians opposed to the measure
but, because of a meticulous and calculated $22 million
campaign by the LDS Church, Prop 8 passed.
Thanks in large part to political consultant
Fred Karger; the filmmakers were able to view a slew of
internal Mormon documents that clearly show their carefully
planned and executed homophobic agenda. Knowing the unpopular
LDS behemoth needed to maintain very low visibility, they
brought in the Catholics and other Christian groups to
help do their dirty work. LDS leaders indoctrinated their
Bishops to solicit donations from parishioners based on
their salaries—sometimes handing over all their
children’s college monies for the cause—since
Mormons are taught obedience first.
Instead of preaching the gospel, the
Mormon Church “prophets” took it upon themselves
to promote hatred and intolerance, which resulted in so
many Mormon youth taking their own lives. This is where
the film truly disturbs, incenses and should motivate
many to action.
I could see how religious conservatives
would view elements of this film as propaganda—certainly
the LDS Church although they were asked to take part in
the docu (their refusal speaks volumes to their integrity,
or lack thereof). If you are mired in a hatred-based faith,
not much is going to change your mind about gay rights.
What I can’t imagine is how any human could see
and hear the stories in the pic of young men and women
being told that suicide is a better option to being gay
or lesbian and not thinking there is something fundamentally
wrong with that kind of Church teaching.
This is not a perfect film. It’s
filled with manipulation techniques (the score and the
way certain Elders are filmed in a very ominous and evil
manner to name just a few flaws) and I wanted more information,
more stories and a little more Mormon history. But its
definitely an important film, an important beginning to
making certain religious institutions cease playing politics
or deal with the consequences when they do.

Neil Jordan’s
Ondine
Written
By: Neil Jordan
Starring: Colin Farrell; Stephen Rea; Alicja Bachleda;
Derva Kirwan; Alison Barry
Magnolia Pictures
Reviewed by Frank J. Avella at the
9th Tribeca Film Festival
Ever since his extraordinary performance
in Tigerland in 2000, I have rooted for Colin
Farrell. And he has stumbled quite a few times since then,
mostly in typical Hollywood action fodder like The
Recruit, S.W.A.T. and Miami Vice.
I’m one of the very few who refuse to place Alexander
among his missteps because the director’s cut of
that much maligned Oliver Stone film (available on DVD
and Blu-Ray) is actually very good and Farrell is more
than respectable in it.
In the midst of the ordinary and mediocre
and in between his own personal substance-abuse crises,
Farrell has etched fantastic portrayals in indie gems
like Intermission, A Home at the End of the
World, Cassandra’s Dream and most
recently, In Bruges (for which he won the Best
Actor Golden Globe) and Crazy Heart.
Add Ondine to his that ever-growing
list, proving Farrell isn’t just another trouble-making,
talentless pretty boy but is actually an actor of substance.
That said, the latest Neil Jordan film
is a mixed bag at best--an Irish version of Ron Howard’s
mixed bag, Splash.
Farrell portrays Syracuse, a gruff,
alcoholic fisherman in Ireland who nets (literally) a
mysterious woman and breathes life back into her still
body. It’s a pretty ambitious opening scene. Syracuse’s
sickly daughter Annie thinks Ondine is a selkie (a mythological
creature who begins life as a seal before they become
human). I won’t give the plot away, suffice to say
the joy is mostly in watching Farrell’s relationship
with Alison Barry who plays his daughter. The reveals,
while interesting, never quite gel with the spirit created
in the film’s first reel.
Ondine is often too muddled—script-wise
as well as cinematography-wise. For a film that wants
to charm (and does so on occasion), the photography is
quite murky and depressing.
Alicja Bachleda (who in real life recently
had Farrell’s baby) is endearing enough as the title
character, but doesn’t have the charisma needed
to take the story to the mythically soaring levels it
so obviously desires to reach.

9th Tribeca Film Festival
Nicole Holofcener’s
Please Give
Opens Friday, April 30, 2010
Written by Nicole Holofcener
Starring: Catherine Keener; Amanda Peet; Rebecca Hall;
Oliver Platt; Ann Morgan Guilbert; Sarah Steele; Lois
Smith and Thomas Ian Nicholas.
Reviewed by Frank J. Avella
at the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival
Nicole Holofcener has previously helmed
the endearing Lovely and Amazing, Friends
with Money and Walking and Talking—all
excellent works. Her filmic output is less than prolific.
Her latest, Please Give, is her best effort yet.
Holofcener is a clever and incisive
writer who creates quirky and flawed characters who don’t
necessarily behave the way we expect them to (thank God!)
She also casts her films impeccably well.
Please Give centers on a married
couple, Kate (Catherine Keener) and Alex (Oliver Platt)
who run an antique store. They mostly find their furniture
and chachkes by preying on the loved ones of the recently
deceased.
Kate and Alex have recently purchased
the apartment of a 91-year old woman, Andra (Ann Morgan
Guilbert), who is about as crotchety, caustic and negative
as they come.
Andra has two very different nieces:
Rebecca (Rebecca Hall), a sweet if shy gal who is devoted
to her grandmother; and Mary (Amanda Peet) an obnoxious,
self-centered woman who cannot wait for Andra to die.
Keener’s Kate is a hilarious comment
on those well-off women with money who feel the need to
constantly give to the needy. Yet we believe Kate’s
pain and sadness as she encounters those she sees as less
fortunate than she and her family are. Keener plays Kate
from such a real place that we feel for her more than
we judge her—even when her sympathies are misguided,
as they often are.
Rebecca Hall is becoming one of my favorite actresses.
Watching this introverted and complex character blossom
as she begins to date a potential Mr. Right (the adorable
Thomas Ian Nicholas) is a delight. Hall is simply (forgive
me) lovely and amazing!
And who knew Amanda Peet could play
bitch so well! “"Things don't get better. They
only get worse," she barks at her grandmother. Peet
tosses inhibitions into Hollywood’s face and gets
nasty. And it’s freaking refreshing.
Peet and Hall play sisters who’s
mother committed suicide and both show the lasting results
of such a tragedy—in two very different females,
in two very different ways.
So many of the laughs and, ultimately,
the sadness in Please Give are the result of
Guilbert’s Andra. She’s quite the horror of
a grandmother, filled with bitterness and anger—and
yet there’s a hint at a woman who may have once
been happy that we only get a glimpse of. It’s a
terrific performance and one we can all relate to because
we’ve all met an Andra.
Holofcener’s wit and perspicacious
way of looking at the lives of well-to-do Manhattanites
remind me of a female Woody Allen. And that’s the
best compliment I can give ANY filmmaker.

Jaume Belagueró,
Paco Plaza's
REC]2
Opens Friday, July 9, 2010
Written By: Jaume Balagueró
and Manu Diez
Starring: Jonathan Mellor; Manuela Velasco; Oscar Zafra;
Ariel Casas; and Alejandro Casaseca
Magnet
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Dr. Owen (Jonathan Mellor), the lead
character of [Rec]2, is confident. In the midst
of anarchy, he declares, “God will protect me.”
This may be true, but a question he might have asked is,
“Will God protect the audience from the sludge that
emanates from this genre-clichéd horror picture?”
This sequel to [Rec], which was remade in the
U.S. as Quarantine (which I called “a vertiginous
mess” in my review), starts off a quarter-hour from
where the original left off. Almost all of the action
takes place within a quarantined house with only a modicum
of footage in the street, where crowds are huddled and
a SWAT team prepares to invade and rid the place of evil.
There’s nothing wrong with this
sequel that could not be helped with some character development,
a more literate script that does not depend on incessant
cries of “mierda” and “puta madre,”
some pauses between its attacks for variety, more credible
actors, a steadier camera, a less claustrophobic atmosphere,
some light, and humor. Even some unintentional laughter
would have been welcome. The picture does have virtues,
one being that it ends,the other that it clues those of
us in the audience that the five years of Spanish we took
in high school and college are worth nothing. (There are
English subtitles.)
Directors Jaume Belagueró and
Paco Plaza take us inside a house in which a virus has
contaminated the blood of its inhabitants, turning them
into vicious beasts. Not content with focusing on one
genre the scripters, Jaume Belagueró and Manu Diez
borrow from Night of the Living Dead for zombie
action, The Blair Witch Project for minimalism,
and The Exorcist for demonic possession. But
comparing [Rec]2 with The Exorcist is
like judging Rob Schneider as an equal of Sir Laurence
Olivier.
What’s important to The Boss (Oscar
Sánchez Zafra), who crashes into the house with
his fellow SWAT team members, Larra (Ariel Casas) and
Rosso (Pablo Rosso), is that everything gets recorded,
which gives the directors the excuse for grainy, shaky
photography, some of which is covered with a patina of
sickly green. The gore comes to us courtesy of a few zombies,
each of whose faces are exposed for a second or so, folks
who are covered in blood and are hungry for SWAT bodies.
The priest, who had come under the guise of a virus specialist
from the Ministry of Health, wants to capture a test tube
of demonic blood which can be analyzed and from which
an antidote can be developed. By contrast, The Demonic
One wants only to get outside where she can infect lots
more people; she's an agent of terrorism if ever there
was one. But the priest is so eager to get a sample or
blood or, better, to capture the Possessed One, that he
refuses to give the order to leave the building. And only
he is authorized to do so but refuses though his order
can save at least some of the victims.
As though coming from another movie,
half-way into the “plot” appear three idiotic
teens (Andrea Ros, Alex Batllori, Pau Poch) who are on
the roof trying to get a robot to fly into space and who
plead with the SWAT team to get them out of there because
“we weren’t doing anything.” The soundtrack
is awash in hysteria, some seemingly designed to add to
the coffers of otolaryngologists. [Rec]2 is about
as scary as the Haunted Car ride at Coney Island.
Not Yet Rated. 84 minutes. © 2010
by Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online
Ridley Scott's
Robin Hood
Opens Friday, May 14, 2010
Written By: Brian Helgeland, story
by Brian Helgeland, Ethan Reiff, Cyrus Voris.
Starring: Russell Crowe: Cate Blanchett; Mark Strong;
Matthew Macfadyen; Kevin Durand; Danny Huston; Max von
Sydow; and William Hurt
Universal Pictures
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
As a former high-school teacher of European
history, I can feel for the instructors behind their desks
facing thirty-five students each period with only a piece
of chalk, a chalkboard, maybe an overhead projector with
some slides. “Yo, teach, we saw Robin Hood
at the movies last weekend, and you’re booooring.”
True enough. Chalk cannot match high-priced motion picture
projectors, and teachers generally cannot afford to take
their students on field trips to England and France. Most
of us did not look like Russell Crowe or talk with his
sexy Australian accent, nor do I recall women pedagogues
who could match Cate Blanchett for beauty or the king’s
English.
The only thing we could give them, which
director Ridley Scott (Hannibal, Gladiator,
Black Hawk Down), does not, is the truth, at
least as far as we can know a great deal about a time
just before King John was forced to sign the Magna Carta
in 1215. But Mr. Scott never needed to worry: Robin Hood
is himself a legend, one that has scholars disagreeing
as they are wont to do about an ordinary guy, a yeoman
(commoner) in fact, who in some myths, stole from the
rich and gave to the poor. There’s not too much
of that in this Robin Hood, though in one scene
Robin does give a fervent speech to his fellow commoners
about the need for a country more or less to have equality
of income if it is to survive with honor intact. Any relation
of that theory to modern societies is as fictional as
the title character.
Robin Hood is to be seen for
visuals. Its dialogue is not particularly witty or humorous,
with bold speeches coming from King Richard, King John,
Godfrey, and Mr. Hood. These talks do not quite come up
to the magnetism of of those given by Kenneth Branagh
as King Henry V in the movie of the same name.
Quite a similar plot is on hand for
this movie now as well, which surprisingly enough was
the opening feature at the Cannes Festival. Robin Longstride
(Russell Crowe), who fires a mean arrow in the army of
the doomed King Richard (Danny Huston), returns from the
Crusades only to see the monarch felled by the arrow from
a castle. He takes on the responsibility of carrying the
sword of a felled noble back to the man’s relations
in Nottingham, treating the big knife as though it were
Excalibur. There he meets the departed’s blind father,
Sir Walter Loxley (Max von Sydow) and daughter-in-law,
Lady Marion (Cate Blanchett), who is assuming the role
of the dead man in order to preserve the family’s
5,000 acres of land. (Women were not allowed to inherit
property.)
France is on the cusp of invading England
at the turn of the 13th Century (which the movie erroneously
calls the turn of the 12th Century), the French taking
advantage of an England that is divided because of what
is considered unfair taxation. (sound familiar?) The new
English king, John (Oscar Isaac), is no Richard, which
encourages Godrey (Mark Strong), a bilingual spy in the
service of France, to prepare his French for battle. When
the obligatory climactic battle takes place, we’re
treated to a microcosm of the D-Day invasion. Since romance
is as required as battles in the sword-and-sandals subgenre,
Ridley Scott gives us the slowly simmering hots between
Robin and Marion, the latter being hostile at first to
the stranger whom she must marry to protect her land.
The movie is a hodgepodge, its value
as a history lesson more than questionable, but it does
give its demographics—the battle-loving males and
the romantic young women—their due. This Robin
Hood does not conform to any of the many legends
about the man just as the film Sherlock Holmes
featured a detective quite unlike Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s
images of an intellectual pipe smoker who did not need
to bludgeon the bad guys. But that’s OK: movies
can make the mistake of being too literal. Trust Ridley
Scott to come up with an expensive feature loaded with
battle scenes (though none of them is particularly original)
and a Russell Crowe who still has the charisma he enjoyed
as Maximus in Gladiator.
Rated PG-13. 140 minutes. ©
2010 by Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Brian Koppelman, David
Levien's
Solitary Man
Opens Friday May 21, 2010
Written By: Brian Koppelman and
David Levien
Cast: Michael Douglas, Danny DeVito, Jesse Eisenberg,
Jenna Fischer
Anchor Bay Films
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
For college students who feel miserable
that they are only freshmen, envying seniors who get all
the girls and who are soon to graduate into the real world,
Ben Kalmen (Michael Douglas) has the right advice. He
states that it’s better to be sophomore than a senior
“Look at all the fun that’s ahead of you.”
In Solitary Man, Douglas plays
the role of a man in about to turn 60 (he is 65 in real
life) who had been diagnosed with a heart problem six
and one-half years earlier but refuses to get a CAT-scan
that would reveal the extent of his condition. The way
he acts in Solitary Man, he appears to be a man
with a mid-life crisis. But we suspect he has always been
the way he is: a compulsive womanizer, heavy drinker and
a man who does not show an appropriate sense of responsibility
to his own daughter and former wife.
What makes this dramedy a delight is, pure and simple,
Douglas’s performance, one of the best of his career
and one that should be looked at when end-year awards
are considered. He is in virtually every scene, displaying
a wide range of emotions in scenes such as when he acts
as a mentor to a nerdy college sophomore, and as a terrific
grandfather to a kid who adores him, as a womanizer who
pushes his wife out of their relationship and as a man
who makes a terrible mistake by commiting an act of deceit
against his steady girlfriend. To top it off, despite
his character’s ability to sell cars at a dealership
that he owns, he is found guilty of a crime of fraud that
destroys his entire fortune just at the time when his
wife and daughter appear to want him out of their lives.
In short this is a Douglas performance
to die for.
The comedy is on the dry side, which
is good—anything that distances movies from TV sitcoms
is to be welcomed. Ben Kalmen (Michael Douglas) had been
considered a modern American entrepreneur, on the cover
of Forbes magazine, establishing a number of auto dealerships
based on his gift to sell as “New York’s honest
car dealer.” A criminal act not explored by the
script liquidates his ownership, his womanizing has terminated
his marriage to Nancy (Susan Sarandon), his laissez-faire
attitude toward his daughter Susan (Jenna Fischer) causes
him to be estranged from her as well. When he escorts
Allyson (Imogen Poots) the eighteen-year-old daughter
of his rich and influential girlfriend Jordan (Mary-Louise
Parker) to his alma mater for an interview, he gives the
young woman pointers on what to ask for sexually—which
leads to a catastrophic move on his part. While on the
campus he also mentors sophomore Daniel Cheston (Jesse
Eisenberg) on the ways to seduce women and at the same
time pays a visit to a classmate (Danny DeVito) that he
had not seen for thirty years and who is engaged in a
modest, safe business rather than engage in the risks
that Kalmen has taken.
Throughout the movie, Kalmen has a series
of conversations with the people in his circle, talks
that will cause him to alienate most of them. Because
of his loose talk and a fly that cannot stay zipped, he
paradoxically ends up as the titular solitary man.
The ensemble cast play their roles just
fine, each bouncing dialogue off Douglas with credibility
and emotional resonance. It’s always a pleasure
to see Jenna Fischer, the sweet girl-next-door type from
the TV series The Office. Solitary Man
is a mature movie with patient editing, allowing silences
to penetrate audience emotions even more than the dialogue
in a clever script.
Rated: R 99 minutes. © Harvey
Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Oliver Stone's
South of the Border
Opens Friday, June 25, 2010
Written by Tariq Ali & Mark
Weisbrot.
(USA, 78 min.)
Reviewed by Frank J. Avella
Click
Here for the South of the Border Roundtable
With Director Oliver Stone
Oliver Stone, one of our greatest living
narrative filmmakers who is responsible for some of the
greatest cinematic achievements of the last three decades
(Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July,
JFK, Natural Born Killers), has now
made one of the most important documentaries of recent
years--perhaps--of the decade.
A bold statement?
Yes.
Yet with so many documentaries peppering
the cine-circuit with so little to say or nothing new
to offer, South of the Border dares to challenge
the United States’s foothold as World superpower
by exposing exactly how we hold onto said power and the
lengths we will (and some would argue, must) go to in
order to do so with Latin American usually seen as either
collateral damage or an experiment where we can force
our own forms of “democracy” on indigenous
people who couldn’t possibly be smart enough to
govern themselves. Or so we thought.
The ballsy auteur, kicked to the curb
too often for underrated, underappreciated work (Alexander
anyone?), journeyed down south to expose the truths about
exactly what is happening to South American right now;
a unification of sorts (most of the countries, anyway)
that began with the wickedly demonized leader Hugo Chavez
of Venezuela.
Stone’s film is a counterpoint
to the right-wing political (under the Bush regime) and
media laceration of Chavez and his supporters. But what
starts as an exoneration and celebration of all the good
Chavez has done for his country becomes an historical
road trip of sorts as Stone visits with six other South
American leaders who have adopted similar leadership methods
as Chavez and see him as a hero.
Stone’s film rallies against the
media as he shows how footage of the coup d’etat
against Chavez was altered to vilify Chavez supporters,
when in actuality the opposite was the case. He goes on
to depict how the Bush administration offered support
for the new government, while claiming they had nothing
to do with the coup. A few days later, Chavez’s
own soldiers and people physically placed him back into
power and Bush had egg on his Alfred E. Neuman face.
South of the Border takes the
viewer on a frighteningly real freedom ride where we see
how the U.S. has been using South America as its own guinea
pig for decades and just how much oil and defiance had
everything to do with Bush and his cronies deciding that
Chavez was an enemy of America—basically because
he refused to do exactly what he was told.
Stone shows Chavez as a man who grew
up in poverty and now fights to make sure his people can
eat.
Stone, via his interviews, enlightens
us on how these world leaders simply want to be treated
as equals. How dare they want to rule their own countries
their own way and not have to rely on the International
Monetary Fund and U.S. economic control? But they dare.
They are doing it.
Cristina Kirchner, President of Argentina,
honestly offers: “To me it seems that for the first
time in the region, the leaders look like the people they
govern.”
Her husband, Néstor Carlos Kirchner,
Ex-President of Argentina, said that at a meeting with
then President Bush, “He (Bush) said the best way
to revitalize the economy is war and that the United States
has grown stronger with war.”
But no one captured the truth more succinctly
than Chavez who looked directly into the camera, at one
point and happily said:
“You are a donkey, Mr. Bush!”
How dare he? How dare he criticize us?
He dare.
And why not?
Until the U.S. begins treating its Latin
American neighbors with respect instead of forcibly ousting
them when they don’t do exactly what the supreme
power dictates, he’s allowed.
Until the U.S. stops labeling any leader
that doesn’t fall into line a dictator and dangerous
enemy, he’s allowed.
Until the media learns to do its job
and actually checks its facts instead of pupetting for
an administration that is trying to sway the rest of the
world against those that do not completely concur with
them, he’s allowed.
Until they start treating these leaders
as equals—Chavez and his unified group of maverick
descendents of Che Guevara is allowed to dare criticize
the U.S.
And Stone may dare continue to
expose the hypocrisy within our government, for that is
the only way to affect change.
David Slade's
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Opens Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Written By: Melissa Rosenberg
from Stephenie Meyer’s novel
Starring: Xavier Samuel; Kristen Stewart; Robert Pattinson;
Billy Burke; Justin Chon; and Anna Kendrick
Summit Entertainment
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Several things went through my mind
as the film rolled on.
How are the wolves and vampires in human
form able to wear the big brown eyes of their contact
lenses without blinking?
When the wolves attack in the blockbuster-action
ending, why didn’t the Newborns who opposed them
call on Sarah Palin for backup?
Anna Kendrick’s character gave
the valedictory address at the high school graduation
at Forks, Washington. If Robert Pattison’s character
had been through high school eighty-four times, why couldn’t
he get the straight-A average to stand behind the podium
and deliver the address?
Aren’t the teachers suspicious
when so many boys and girls have the same color brown
eyes with the big black pupils?
If Kristen Stewart’s character
marries the Robert Pattinson’s character without
turning into a vampire herself, would her kids have only
one big canine tooth each instead of two? On which side
of the mouth, and wouldn’t the imbalance necessitate
orthodontia?
A poster for the movie states “Her
heart is torn between a vampire and a werewolf.”
Did the studios mean that to be campy, or a honest bid
for the hearts and souls of the teen target audience?
Should “werewolf” and “vampire”
be two new career options for the rest of us, given the
current economy, or will those job choices be exported
to India?
To the movie’s literary credit,
the huge youthful audience will get some knowledge of
foreign policy. In this case, we’re dealing with
a treaty between the werewolves, whose spokeswolf is Jacob
Black (Taylor Lautner), and the vampire followers of Edward
Cullen (Robert Pattinson), an agreement which seems as
fragile as the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact of the late 1930s.
The two hostile units stay together out of fear of a powerful
common enemy, the Newborns: a sinister group of extra-powerful
vampires led as though puppets by the vindictive Victoria
(Bryce Dallas Howard), whose lover was killed by Edward
Cullen. Thus Edward’s s.o., Bella (Kristen Stewart),
is in danger, falling under the protection of both Edward
and Jake, who compete for her love, though it’s
obvious throughout that Bella, in her words, digs both
but loves Edward more. Never mind that Jake, being a wolf,
is literally hot though figuratively cool, while Edward,
being undead, is literally icy-cold but figuratively hot.
Most of the movie is yada yada, all
building up to the mother of all battles, and since Edward,
the cad, refuses to “go to bed” with an eager
Bella, director David Slade wins a PG-13 rating. (Slade
knows whereof he directs, having given us 30 Days
of Night, with its attack by vampires in Alaska.
He is now working on The Shadow). Special effects
are top-notch: the wolves look really really real as they
fight tooth and nail with the vampires, and the scenery
in British Columbia is stunning, particularly vivid from
Javier Aguirresaraboe’s aerial shots. But unlike
the Harry Potter series, the dialogue which has
been adapted from the novel by Melissa Rosenberg, is as
stiff as the performers.
Rated PG-13. 121 minutes. © 2010
by Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Nicolas Winding Refn's
Valhalla Rising
Opens Friday July 16, 2010
IFC Films
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Written By: Roy Jacobsen, Nicolas Winding Refn
Starring: Mads Mikkelsen, Maarten Stevenson, Gary Lewis,
Jamie Sives, Ewan Stewart, Alexander Morton
The term “Crusaders” has
been used in a pejorative way during the past few years,
so we can’t say that Valhalla Rising, which
takes place in the year 1000A.D., is dated. But the Crusades,
as depicted by Nicolas Winding Refn, are a bleak, muddy,
gory affair, not the event we visualize we read about
knights traveling on stately horses to conquer or re-conquer
Jerusalem. (Jerusalem, if you skipped your high-school
World History class during the fifteen minutes that the
event was discussed, was intermittently held by Christians
and Muslims who battled one another time and again until
the city finally landed with the right people three-score
years ago.) The picture is also far more spartan than
what we’ve come to expect from Refn, whose Pusher
trilogy concluded when one of the characters, Milo, tries
to sell 10,000 Ecstasy pills and all hell breaks loose.
You’d have to search far and wide
to find a film more pretentious than this one. By comparison,
Ingmar Bergman’s works might come off like something
Judd Apatow might produce, with The Virgin Spring
looking more like The 40-Year Old Virgin than
a bleak, 14th Century tale of Swedish rape and murder.
This is obviously not a chick-flick and surely not a blockbuster
action-adventure tale, so who might be the audience target
other than insomniacs?
Valhalla Rising slogs along
with occasional announcements on the screen telling us
“Part I” and continuing to “Part VI.”
The film could be called a road-and-buddy movie if there
were any roads and if any two people could be buddies
for more than a couple of days. It’s written by
the director and Roy Jacobsen. What: two people are needed
to write dialogue that might take up three or four pages
of note paper, the lead person not saying a single word?
Hmm.
The mute, optically challenged One-Eye
(Mads Mikkelsen—who should have rested on his laurels
after Casino Royale) is a Norse warrior show
somehow ends up in the Scottish Highlands. One-Eye is
a man to be feared by mankind. Caged and treated like
a pit bull by people even crueler than Michael Vick, he
is forced to fight gladiator-style, the spectators taking
bets on the outcome. Though fed only a bowl of watery
soup each day from a boy, Are (Maarten Stevenson), he
overcomes his captors, nominates himself as the lad’s
protector, and because of a fog that never lifts, winds
up with a small party of Christians walking to the Holy
Land. We know that they’re good Christians because
they’re able to cover the distance from Western
Europe to where they suspect is the location of Jerusalem
with nothing to eat and only sea water to drink.
The only virtue of this movie is the
visuals. A good portion of the pic comes off like a dream
filled with One-Eye’s hallucinations—he literally
sees red when he’s dozing or meditating and that’s
long before anyone thought of putting weed into brownies.
There is no character development, virtually no dialogue,
no jump cuts, no pacing, scarcely a narrative. Who needs
all that baggage when you can show our hero disemboweling
one of his tormentors (guts pour out), smashing another’s
head with a big rock and cutting into their backs with
an axe. One critic noted a plus: there are no Viking stereotypes:
Nobody’s wearing a helmet with a pair of horns.
At least we did not have to suffer through a duet by Siegfried
and Brunnhild from Richard Wagner’s The Ring
of the Nibelungs.
Unrated. 93 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Ben Steinbauer
Winnebago Man
Opens Friday, July 9, 2010
Written By: Ben Steinbauer and
Malcolm Pullinger
Starring:Jack Rebney; Ben Steinbauer; Keith Gordon; Ghyslain
Raza; Alexsey Vayner; Douglas Rushkoff; Nick Prueher;
Joe Pickett; Charlie Sotelo; Cinco Barnes; Alan Berliner;
Tony Dahle; Nick Dangeur; Tom Jandric; Kevin Schmitt;
Mike Welckle; and Buddha
Kino International
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Why do you think the movie studios leave most of what
they film on the cutting room floor? Could it be that
what they discard is so funny that Hollywood is afraid
the audience might die laughing and sue? Probably not,
but imagine gathering up all the refuse left behind because
it would make the films too long or because it “doesn’t
work” and judge for yourself. You may well find
that what was discarded (later recovered) of a Winnebago
sales video in 1989 is among the most spirited and profane
and comical scrap from anywhere. The celluloid on exhibit
in Ben Steinbauer’s Winnebago Man may be
only a small percentage of what photographers Bradley
Beesley and Berndt Mader actually caught, but the 1989
video, which was picked up and copied thousands of times
and is now featured for the world on YouTube, is 100%
outtakes. It’s outtakes not because its of poor
quality, but because it is filled with obscenities that
the Winnebago Corporation would obviously not want to
project to the public in its commercials.
In fact the Winnebago outtakes, featuring
the obscene broadsides of one Jack Rebney, the titular
Winnebago man, are probably among the most famous, or
notorious such motion picture documents anywhere. What
we in the audience might debate after seeing this documentary
is whether we think those who view the outtakes are laughing
with the character, or at him. Ultimately we may conclude
that there is a thin line between the two kinds of amusement.
One wonders, though: how many of the
hundreds of thousands, or millions, of people who have
watched the end-to-end profanity uttered by Jack Rebney
give a fiddler about the man himself? Anyone with a smidgen
of curiosity cannot be blamed for wondering whether Rebney
is really an unhappy, lonely man; or a full-time curmudgeon
like Andy Rooney or H.L. Mencken; or a showman who is
putting on an act for the amusement of the camera crew;
or whatever. What’s interesting about Steinbauer’s
doc is that we wind up without a definitive answer. Sometimes
he’s unhappy with the world to such an extent that
he winds up a recluse; sometimes he is overjoyed by the
laughter and cheers of people such as those who hear him
at a live film festival.
Kudos to clean-cut, 30-year-old Steinbauer
for hiring a private eye to search out this man, who leaves
no address but only a series of post office boxes, but
which is the current one? Simple: write to all of them
proposing a film to be made about the man and maybe he’ll
come forward. Rebney, who has aged seventeen years since
the outtakes (this well-made, expensive and wholly professional
documentary took three years to complete), is living a
reclusive life with only his dog Buddha for company. In
a touch-and-go discussion between the film-maker and the
Winnebago man, in which the latter is ready to back out
of the project if when he takes issue with something that
Steinbauer says or suggests, he agrees to be the star
but has no idea that anyone would be interested in someone
who is not much different from Joe the Plumber—aside
from being articulate and educated and politically motivated.
Rebney, then, comes across with aces,
a man who is ticked off with much going on in America.
For the production notes he states that language is about
to disappear as youthful users text each other so much
that, like Morse code, eventually three clicks might mean
“let’s go to the movies” and two would
mean “nah.” He’s a more complex dude
than that, a well-rounded man who comes across as poignant
as well as laughable, articulate and not just profane.
All this is projected despite Rebney’s refusal to
say a word about his childhood or anything about his life,
though he is eager to talk about politics, including what
he would do with a hot pocker if he ran into Dick Cheney
or Donald Rumsfeld.
Short as the doc is at 87 minutes, the
chatter does become repetitious, nor can I say that I
am the ideal candidate for the movie. I’m guessing
that the target audience is under 35 years of age, one
clue being the crowd that appears at a hip San Francisco
film festival to see the outtakes. As for the connection
of this clown-like man to us in the audience, as one critic
says, “Keep in mind that we’re all that guy
or girl. Most of us were just lucky enough to not get
caught on camera.”
Unrated. 87 minutes. © 2010 by
Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Alain Resnais's
Wild Grass (Les herbes folles)
Opens Friday, June 25 2010
Written By: Alex Reval, Laurent
Herbiert, from the novel L’Incident by
Christian Gailly
Starring: Sabine Azéma; André Dussollier;
Anne Consigny; Emmanuelle Devos; Mathieu Amalric; Michel
Vuillermoz; Edouard Baer; Annie Cordy; Sara Forestier;
Nicolas Duvauchelle; and Vladimir Consigny
Sony Pictures Classics
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Moviegoers who tell you that they understood
Hiroshima Mon Amour or Last Year at Marienbad
after a single screening are lying, or geniuses, or missing
the point. You don’t go to an Alain Resnais pic
with popcorn and Coca-Cola in your hands, throwing off
the focus you need for the 87-year-old director’s
output. Wild Grass, by both comparison and contrast
to Hiroshima or Marienbad, is a light
comedy with heavy resonance, meaning that once again a
typical film-goer may want to see the work a second time
to discover which scenes are surreal--in the principal
character’s imagination--and which scenes represent
reality.
The film is based on Christian Gailly’s
1996 novel L’Incident, not yet available
in English, adapted by scripters Alex Reval and Laurent
Herbiert. Resnais, with the help of two of his favorite
actors, deals with a condition that probably has affected
most of us, although the desperation of unrequited love
is thought to be restricted to those under the age of
35. Not so with Georges (André Dussollier), said
to be in his fifties (he’s 64 in real life), married
to the lovely Suzanne (Anne Consigny), enjoying the comforts
of a middle-class home in or near Paris together with
their two children. When Georges finds the wallet of a
woman, Marguerite (Sabine Azéma), the victim of
a mugging while shopping for red shoes, he becomes enamored
not only of her photograph but of her pilot’s license—as
he has long had a passion for small planes. Not the picture
of a typical dentist, Marguerite possesses a shock of
flaming red hair that makes her look as though she were
standing on the New York subway’s third rail and
also not the person you’d want to sit directly behind
in a movie theater.
Georges reports his finding to a couple
of cops of the Keystone variety (Mathieu Amalric, Michel
Vuillermoz) but goes well beyond the boundaries of ordinary
stalking when he not only tries to phone and write constantly
to Marguerite, but even slashes all four of her tires
outside her home.
Or does he? Resnais’s game is
to challenge us in the audience to guess which parts of
the film are Georges’ imagination and which represent
reality. Early on he relies on long periods of narration
by the central character, a technique often thought to
be lazy, but in this case representing the ways that Georges
rehearses ways to communicate with his new love as though
he were a fifteen-year-old trying to date a cheerleader.
Presumably the more audacious dialogue is his fertile
imagination while the actual palaver is repressed. The
comedy relies on the miscommunications, the frustrations
that occur when plans are not fulfilled. One cannot understand
that Marguerite would ultimately connect with Georges
to the extent of inviting him and his wife for a spin
in her Spitfire.
The picture is, granted, full of imagination,
but for me is marginal on entertainment value. It’s
a pleasure to see people who don’t look like George
Clooney or Gwyneth Paltrow act the parts of romantic leads,
but André Dussollier just doesn’t have the
éclat that I’d hoped for nor does one see
how Sabine Azéma as a neurotic dentist could motivate
a happily married man. For a better picture in a similar
vein, take another look at the director’s Private
Fears and Public Places, which finds six strangers
looking for love in the City of Lights—more engaging,
perhaps, in that it is based on a play by the great Alan
Ayckbourn.
Rated PG. 113 minutes. ©
2010 by Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online

Debra Granik's
Winter's Bone
Opens Friday, June 11, 2010
Written By: Debra Granik and
Anne Rosellini, from Daniel Woodrell’s novel
Cast: Jennifer Lawrence; John Hawkes; Lauren Sweetser;
Shelley Waggener; Kevin Greznahan
Roadside Attractions
Reviewed for New York Cool by Harvey Karten
Sarah Palin would consider the people
in the Ozark hill country of Southern Missouri to be the
real Americans. But if your love for nature comes from
shopping at Whole Foods and the closest you’ve got
to hunting is the deli counter of Zabar’s, you’d
do well to stay a fake American. Debra Granik’s
characters in Winter’s Bone (which won
the Grand Jury price at Sundance 2010) don’t look
or act anything like Al Capp’s L’iL Abner,
though a case can be made that most of ‘em could
relate to Pappy Yokum, an illiterate parasite. The people
here range from just callus to unselfconsciously brutal,
with the implication that some have been involved in a
murder that not even the sheriff is going to risk his
life to investigate. They snort, they spit, and presumably
the closest they’ve been to a chemistry class is
the meth lab. In short there’s nothing going on
in this unremittingly bleak picture of hill people in
Southern Missouri to upset the conventional stereotypes.
There are only two citizens who are open and unspoiled,
but they’re only six and four years old. Give them
time.
Granik has accomplished two things pretty
well in her picture. She shows the fierce determination
of a 17-year-old who risks being beaten to a pulp if not
killed by persevering in her search for her daddy. She
exhibits the culture of the hill people, though I suspect
the crew and the professional actors are walking on eggs
to avoid insulting them, because anything they say or
do could be misconstrued.
The movie stays close to Daniel Woodrell’s
novel which, despite the “R” rating on the
film would be acceptable for high-school age viewers with
its spare, direct prose representing the harsh lives of
these poor southerners. Jennifer Lawrence, a 19-year-old
Kentucky-born beauty whose looks are pared down to resemble
someone lacking in nutrition and money for makeup, anchors
the tale as Ree Dolly. Ree is desperately looking for
her father, not necessarily because she has much affection
for him, but because he has jumped bail on a meth charge.
If he does not show up in court on a particular day and
if there is no proof that he is dead, her family will
lose the house and its adjoining 300 acres of timberland,
turning her, her drug-addicted catatonic mother, and her
small brother and sister into the Ozark woods.
If you go along with the notion that
the people of a given section of hill country are related
by blood, you’d think that the whole town would
join her in hunting down her dad. But the folks ‘round
here have other ideas, threatening to beat her up if she
continues to search for him. We see why toward the conclusion.
Jennifer Lawrence turns in a fleshed-out
role as the persevering young woman focused in one task:
to save the family that she cares for since there are
no responsible adult figures to do so. John Hawkes, an
anarchistic criminal who is her uncle, does a U-turn in
character, shrugging off his niece for half of the story,
then finding something in his heart to care. One poignant
scene finds Ree trying to enlist in the army strictly
because she needs the $40,000 that the U.S. promises to
enlistees. For a change of pace, we get a look as well
at a cattle market, the auctioneer accepting bids in a
lingo that only the locals can parse. The film may remind
some of John Boorman’s Deliverance, which
likewise takes us into a dangerous back-country. The civilization
illustrated here is such that even the Sopranos would
stay away. But there’s no reason for you to avoid
this hard-hitting, realistic trip into a land unknown
by most of us.
Rated R. 100 minutes. © 2010
by Harvey Karten Member: NY Film Critics Online
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