Wendy's Texas Love Advice
Plus Some Occasional Comments on the
State of the Popular Culture
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I am about to be married and my
fiance and I have an etiquette question. Just how many
people who have seen us naked should we invite to our
Well your mother, your Godmother,
the family doctor....but wait that is not what you are
asking me is it? Well, hmm...perhaps you should count
off just like you are doing with the other wedding guests.
Decide how many ex-lovers each side can have and then
allocate the invitations among the most attractive exes.
One does have to think about the wedding photos.
P. S. I hope none of these people are planning on attending
your wedding in the nude. Weddings require a lot more
formality then sex or volley ball.
Dear Miss Wendy,
I am a thirty-something
Manhattan babe who is always hot to trot and I have a
small problem. Lately I have noticed that a lot of my
boyfriends are exhibiting an excessive interest in my
feet and I am reduced to saying, "Hey, I'm up here,
look up, look up." Do you have a clue what might
be going on or should I say going down?
This foot fetish nonesense sure
did get a big boost from Sex and the City. But popular
or not, foot fetishes are still complicated deviancies
and I will need more information if I am to help you.
First, is it your feet or your shoes that are attracting
all that attention? Please write back and we will get
to the bottom of this or perhaps I should say, to the
"sole of the question."
P. S. When you write back,
please do include a signed photo of your feet in your
best strappy sandals. And would you please include a stamped
self-addressed envelope. I will send you a photo of my
feet by return mail..
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